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TONY STEWART

Matt always thinks that. He got back what he started in the first place. He turned me sideways over ...
TONY STEWART When Tony got by me, I thought I was done. But he never walked away,
RYAN NEWMAN Tony Stewart has the edge right now because he has the lead,
CARL EDWARDS He showed me a picture when he first got over here, and he was a short, skinny kid. I guess he blew ...
ALLEN WILLIAMS He was using me. When he cast me in Sideways I was nothing but a vessel.
THOMAS HADEN CHURCH It just jumped sideways. It was fine and then, all of a sudden, I got back in the throttle coming of...
DAVID GREEN

I didnt like being reminded about how self-absorbed i was. I wanted to be over this, done with this....
DONALD MILLER That really killed me. If I could have fought it off, it's a 2-2 match going into overtime and anyth...
JUSTIN ACCORDINO

[Question 2: Does he turn to the sports page first? He doesn't.] The word 'sports' has always given ...
NICOLAS CAGE Tony Boyle came in right away and challenged (Evansville forward) Matt Webster physically.
CHRIS LOWERY What Tony does, getting in the lane and making positive things happen, is so critical to the Spurs' ...
JAMES SILAS I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republica...
GREG GUTFELD He's a Jeff Gordon, a Tony Stewart, an exception to the rule, ... What he lacks in experience, he ma...
GARY SCELZI I guess my day is coming, ... I tried real hard. I just got nailed in the rear end on the last lap a...
RUSTY WALLACE When I first got over here, he really helped me out. He took me under his wing.
JASON BARTLETT People used to laugh at me when I walked around tracks trying to pass out my business card. We proba...
CARL EDWARDS I think (Tony Stewart) is clearly the one we're going to be chasing, ... That team has figured out s...
GREG BIFFLE

I didn't want to turn into Martha Stewart. I wanted to turn into a more organized, more gracious...
JEN LANCASTER Tony told me he spent so much time in prison, he was going to do anything possible to stay clean and...
EDWARD GONZALEZ I had great restarts all day, but Tony got me and I got bogged down.
BORIS SAID

I played Laura Bush in a Tony Kushner piece, and afterward, I think my phones got tapped.
MARCIA GAY HARDEN When he got well, I said, 'Well, I guess it's not too late,'
DENISE ROBERTS

[When she interviewed Matt Damon]Is there anything you want me to ask you, besides your phone number...
PINK It is absolutely sideways action. I don't think anyone wants to do anything one way or another.
ARTHUR HOGAN I think the fire started in the back of the house. It was on fire when we came over to the house. We...
BRIAN COOPER I saw it one day when he landed and he almost flipped it over. I think it got caught in the wind or ...
JOHN SMITH You said that we would stay forever, the only problem was that you later walked away from me and did...
SANDIBEL DIAZ There was nothing about Bobby I didn't like... I guess I never understood why he took a left-han...
BILL MEDLEY He put it in through my legs. I think that's a save I've got to make, especially 3-2.
JASON BACASHIHUA

I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that.
CHRISTIE BRINKLEY

Gazzy called over to me "I can't see anything!"
"I can't see anything either," Iggy complained....
JAMES PATTERSON Matt has really blossomed. He?s come into his own. I think Matt can carry the show while they break ...
ANDREW TYNDALL I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payn...
ERIC BRISTOW

I guess you could say I want to become like Martha Stewart - just a sexier version!
JULIA RESTOIN ROITFELD He had two choices -- either take me up high, which I didn't think he would do, or cut me, ... I fig...
JAMES HARRISON I thought the quarterback had the ball, and I guess he just got it off when I hit him. It's very unf...
BEN SHEA Then on the second restart, Marco [Andretti] and I crashed in turn six. He moved me over and then he...
JONATHAN KLEIN

[Tony Stewart -- Broke out a new chassis at Pocono Raceway last June and raced to the checkered flag...
TONY STEWART Tony always maintained that he went out like a cowboy, when he used a badge, wore a disguise and pul...
RAYMOND OECHSLE Matt and I are really good friends. And, he always races me clean and I always race him clean. I cou...
JEFF BURTON It got a little boring I guess, playing the same note over and over.
FISHER STEVENS He was the ultimate team guy. He learned from Kirk and Matt (McCoy) and when it was his turn, he was...
THOM KAUMEYER I think we've finally found our heart. Maybe we've got what it takes to turn this 2-8 record around....
CHASTAIN DICKENS I think anything Tony Kaye would've done would've been interesting, definitely. And worth se...
ETHAN SUPLEE Duncan asked me a question he probably shouldn't have asked, ... If Tony had a question, he should h...
RICK WHITE I'm not feeling as optimistic, obviously, but Tony and Jimmie got in a little tangle earlier this se...
GREG BIFFLE

I didn't figure things out, either, you know. So if you'e an idiot, I guess that makes two of us." CYNTHIA HAND It would have been nice to finish second to Tony Stewart . He's the best right now. What he's doing ...
BORIS SAID In front of 2 World Trade, he told the driver, 'Let me off here. I think I can make a difference,'
JOSEPH CROWLEY I'm in that, I guess, top 2 percent or something.
BILL BENNETT Duncan asked me a question he probably shouldn't have asked, ... It's a question Tony should have as...
RICK WHITE If I had to name my favorite media personality, it would be a tie between Jon Stewart and Trey Parke...
R. J. CUTLER

What I regret more than anything else is that people didn't just turn the child over when the order ...
JANET RENO

For my money, Tony Bennett is the best singer in the business. He excites me when I watch him. He mo...
FRANK SINATRA

I don't think baseball owes colored people anything. I don't think colored people owe baseball anyth...
BOB FELLER I got beat by Matt Moley in my first regional match.
JAKE BUCHA When he got here he wasn't anything outstanding.
HOWARD SCHNELLENBERGER I would think that Tony definitely has a respect for me. I don't think he expected our team to do as...
BO OSHONIYI

think when it's all over it just comes back in flashes, you know? It's like a kaleidoscope of memori...
TAYLOR SWIFT

I guess he just got a little frustrated.
DAVID RYAN

It's over, Sam. Finally."
"Yeah," he said. "I guess it is."
"Turn out the light, Sam."
MICHAEL GRANT It took me off guard. I know I played well, but I guess they wanted more bulk. But it was the turnin...
HAKIM WARRICK

You think he’s perfect and he’s safe and, in your head, he can do anything... but he can’t sav...
EMME ROLLINS He got me going when I was in middle school.
JOEY RAY Me call the president? If he has kicked me out, what for? He didn't call me either when I left.
LUIS FIGO It's just not my turn yet, I think I've got a lot more years ahead of me,
DANA QUIGLEY It's just not my turn yet, I think I've got a lot more years ahead of me.
DANA QUIGLEY Is it possible that you know what he was strangled with and you just didnt want to tell me?
JOHN SHORT

When I think of Mick Jagger still singing that he can't get any satisfaction in over forty years...
HENRY ROLLINS We were still in the game when Matt scored, but anytime you dig yourself a 2-0 hole and have to make...
MIKE LATENDRESSE People are treating the Stewart case as seriously as Enron when it's really over trivia.
ALLAN SLOAN When I hit it, I hit it well. I saw [Brown], and he kind of stopped, and in my head I was figuring, ...
FRANK CATALANOTTO I was leading off the inning, and the count was 2-0, so I was pretty sure he was going to throw a st...
ANDY SLYKE I was leading off the inning, and the count was 2-0, so I was pretty sure he was going to throw a st...
ANDY VAN SLYKE I felt I had plenty of room when I started up in there. Just about the eighth pole, the outside hors...
GARRETT GOMEZ My dad took me to the racetrack for the first time when I was 2 or 3... Anything with a motor, that ...
LYNSI TORRES He (Ruth) called me over a number of times. I'd guess he bought about a dozen hot dogs from me that ...
HAL LEBOVITZ

I'm extremely introverted. I used to think it was shyness, but I got over that, so it must be do...
KARIN SLAUGHTER WOW DID I JUST SEE LIL B?

THE MYTH ?? THE AMERICAN HERO AND LEGEND? WORLD WIDE LEGEND! I ...
BRANDON MCCARTNEY

Astriola. That IS demon pox. You had evidence that demon pox existed and you didnt mention it to me!...
CASSANDRA CLARE Matt does a little bit of everything for us. I think he's over there now getting the water bottles r...
JEFF CAIN I don't think I lose anything with either one of them.
GREG HAMPTON When he told me he got kicked out of school for a $100 fine and everything he got kicked out of scho...
BRIAN INGRAM There wasn't anything physically wrong. I hit a professional wall. My swing got sideways. I was off ...
BRET BOONE

I've got no idea when I am going to retire. Whenever they pick me up and take me to the funeral ...
COLONEL SANDERS

Tony was the star on this one. He was willing to try anything, and i was like, "whoa!! my best frien...
GWEN STEFANI There were times when the rain was going sideways today. I don't think I've ever been more proud of ...
DEBBY KING He still has that brilliant speed. He was tugging me to the lead. I had a ton of horse down the back...
RUSSELL BAZE The same way i could live when I didnt know you, I can live without you after letting you go, But th...
DALEEN IRSHAID Part of our game is driving to the basket and I didn't think they were calling anything on drives, a...
DON DAVIDSON

I listen to Bill Stewart play the drums and when I have finished doing that, I listen to Bill Stewar...
BILL BRUFORD Here I thought we were in good shape because Tyson's my ace. I ended up starting (Matt) Wagner and h...
COREY HELD

I don't think it was anything Stewart or David did, ... We just got off to a hot start and from ther...
MIKE WEIR

Dear Matt, We finally made it to California, and it’s just like you told me. I feel you here with ...
SARAH OCKLER People are treating the Stewart case as seriously as Enron when it's really over trivia.
ALLAN SLOAN Matt said he had good movement. (His pitches) normally will drop. I've got two good pitchers, and I ...
HANK ZIZZI

I don't think baseball owes colored people anything. I don't think colored people owe baseba...
BOB FELLER I think what really happened is I lost a couple key points. He played a lot better when he got on to...
IAN KAWAS You know Tony, he's a smart manager. He gave me the sign, so I did it.
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Yeah, Matt always thinks that. I guess Matt didn't think anything when he got me sideways over in (T...
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Get in the race car do what I do then go home. We don't have freedom to do anything anymore.
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When a fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start doing it right away.
STEWART BRAND

If I had my career over again? Maybe I'd say to myself, speed it up a little.
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Remember you are just an extra in everyone else's play.
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You can't put equipment on your gravestone. * Ian Stewart's father about the risks he was taking.
MR STEWART

Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and...
JON STEWART

Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs on everyone.'
JON STEWART

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand g...
JON STEWART

We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the b...
JON STEWART

For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't… you know, it's inter...
JON STEWART

But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-b...
JON STEWART

Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunishe...
JON STEWART

I guess Matt didn't think anything when he got me sideways over in [Turn] 2, either.

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I guess Matt didn't think anything when he got me sideways over in [Turn] 2, either.

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