I had a million things running through my mind the other day.
Suddenly I realized I didn't know half of them!!

The other day I was trying to enjoy the sunset of my mind when I realized we were on daylight saving time!!

I've always been afraid that someone would steal my identity some day and be more successful at being me than I am!!

Turn your diodes this way and pulse...

How to contact in case of an emergency?

I prefer 911 myself...

I'm not sure if it's possible, but if it is I have a life contract with a rubber glove clause. This means almost any social interaction will involve the placing on, or removal of rubber gloves. That 'snap' means the fun, whatever type it may be, has begun.
Doctors? OK, dentists? OK, clerk at Walmart? WHAT!!
The Clerk begins to pull on the gloves as other shoppers suddenly find other open lanes.
**SNAP**!