I had my first puff on a joint when I was twenty-four and a half, and I was petrified. I thought I was gonna see elephants.

When I played three-on-three with twenty-year-olds when I was fifty, I didn't care if the guy was six eight - I threw the elbow.

Roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the end, light it up and take a puff, pass it to your friend.

Roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the end, light it up, take a puff, pass it to you're friend.

What's the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don't know the difference.

The moment when you first wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours. No matter how weary or dreary you may feel, you possess the certainty that, during the day that lies before you, absolutely anything may happen. And the fact that it practically always doesn't, matters not a jot. The possibility is always there.