I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
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Tuesdays taste like gobbledygook,
Wednesday...
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MILLIE BOBBY BROWN It's a break from regular class. I don't like Tuesdays and Thursdays because it's silent reading.
ADRIENNE ANDERSON I'll be (at the office) from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Mondays through Thursdays.
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MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA I don't want to miss it. I enjoy it very much. I don't schedule any doctor's appointments on Tuesday...
BRUNO ANTONELLI I don't believe we have a professional self from Mondays through Fridays and a real self for the...
SHERYL SANDBERG We've run outside Mondays and Wednesdays. We've made every day, mainly running hills. We will contin...
ANDY REUST It's been difficult. The tough part was trying to find a balance, Tuesdays and Fridays for boys bask...
SCOTT HAMILTON If you had to work 14 hour days, Mondays to Fridays, then you have to keep Saturdays and Sundays sac...
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Compassion is a lifetime business. You can't say something like, "I will have compassion on Monday, ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week...
HENNY YOUNGMAN Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week...
HENRY YOUNGMAN I hate mondays, because I forget all my problems on the weekend and they came back on monday morning...
VANESSA MOJICA I love weekends. Just like everyone else, I get to rest on weekends and go out with friends. I hate ...
KIM YUNA Wagner was a monster. He was anti-Semitic on Mondays and vegetarian on Tuesdays. On Wednesday he was...
TONY PALMER Life isn't about being fair. It is what it is. Both teams have played mid-week games, we've played a...
DAN HAWKINS There were times last year when we had offensive and defensive linemen going both ways. There are ti...
DENNIS ERICKSON I get a lot done on Fridays,
CHAN GAILEY The calendar says they will be in session for 120 days, but when you subtract Mondays and Fridays, w...
BRUCE JOSTEN This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
DOUGLAS ADAMS 'This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'
DOUGLAS ADAMS This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays
DOUGLAS ADAMS It's on Wednesdays, and it's basically a religious service with the second half open to anyone who w...
DANIEL JOHNSON I always go to church on Sundays and Bible study on Tuesdays.
LIL' KIM The best time to do anything, get drunk, surf, run, take a walk, gamble, make love, get high, watch ...
ROBERT BLACK To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don't care, and the other half don't know.
UNKNOWN [Most weeks of most years, the Swans are half-famous and half-anonymous in Sydney, and it suits them...
BARRY HALL It's exciting that the network feels we're strong enough and the show is quality enough to be put in...
GREG GARCIA I work Monday through Thursday, and have Fridays off. Lucky me.
ALAN DAWSON Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
STEVEN WRIGHT “How about “I have done the impossible” book for mothers. We can record being able to laugh wi...
ALISHIA DUNCANSON I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.
CHRIS PRATT Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.
TOM WILSON Love is life,
Love is acceptance, with an amazing presence.
Love is positive, its not to be anonymou...
ARIEL S BRITO I look forward to Wednesdays. It means a lot to these people and we get a blessing out of it, too.
DAVE HORTON Fridays are not 'pants optional'
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Updates are usually sent out on Fridays.
NANCY WOOD Most people don't like Mondays, but Mondays are gates of blessings. Monday is MONey DAY :) We work a...
JOHN B. BEJO There are no miracles on Mondays.
AMY NEFTZGER I need to find a woman named Monday... Because Mondays always suck
JARED MEADOWS Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays." ~Unknown Author
REBECCA GOBER A woman's reputation is her worth... IT is the way it is. You may hate me for saying so, but there i...
LIBBA BRAY I like myself better when I'm with you.
MITCH ALBOM I hate him. Except for all the places where I love him half to death.
CHARLOTTE STEIN I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the ha...
DOUGLAS ADAMS The guys usually drop off films on Thursdays, and I give them films I've been working on. It's like ...
LARRY GREENE Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday.
ERNIE ELS I just miss - I miss being anonymous.
BARACK OBAMA We all have same beginning (BIRTH), and we will have same ending (DEATH). So how different can we be...
MITCH ALBOM When you’re anonymous, other opinions shrink next to the sounds in your own head.
DAN GROAT I hate being placed on committees. They are always having meetings at which half are absent and the ...
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES Never hate a song that's sold a half million copies.
IRVING BERLIN I am free, anonymous man. My flights and falls occurred while I was wearing a magical cap of of invi...
TADEUSZ KONWICKI Tear my heart out, slow roast me over a fire, pull off my eyebrows strand by strand, push pins thoug...
PRABHUDOSS SAMUEL This is the first semester for Wellness Wednesdays. They will run every other Wednesday.
KATIE GATES Basis of society: anonymous sweat.
EMILE M. CIORAN Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!
DAVID DWECK I have received hostile voice mail messages and e-mails. They are often anonymous, I'm sad to sa...
BEN BRANTLEY We've worked very hard to make sure we didn't have any Thursdays this time.
GEORGE BURGER Fennel, which is the spice for Wednesdays, the day of averages, of middle-aged people. . . . Fennel ...
CHITRA BANERJEE DIVAKARUNI I'm not affiliated with either Wikileaks or Anonymous - of course, it's not like I would tel...
JONATHAN NOLAN Thady begins his memoirs of the Rackrent Family by dating MONDAY MORNING, because no great undertaki...
MARIA EDGEWORTH So. Monday. We meet again.
We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutu...
JULIO ALEXI GENAO When my phone chimes with a text message on Monday morning, I'm still in that dreamy state between s...
JESSICA BRODY So join me... Let's all agree to ignore the little bastards... repeat after me "This is not Burger K...
ALISHIA DUNCANSON Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they're lazy and I think editors ought...
BEN BRADLEE Originally we were going to title it "The Daily Show With Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays Off," but ...
JON STEWART I hate kitchens. I don't understand these enormous American kitchens that take up half the livin...
MARINA ABRAMOVIC Mondays are just horrible. People really just don't know what direction to take.
NICK ANGILETTA For a lot of arcane shipping reasons, new comics, even digital ones, have a long history of only bei...
BRIAN K. VAUGHAN anonymous fruit.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE For the person who tortured me in jail. For the person who tortured the many of
my followers a...
AHMAD MOFTIZADEH Tag, you know ‘half-and-half’ is a pejorative use of an ableist term,” Jett chastises. “Both...
MATT WALLACE We have been supervised by my mother who’s leaving words of advice were “If your not sure go to ...
ALISHIA DUNCANSON Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.
LAURA PEDERSEN Do we really want to be rid of our resentments, our anger, our fear? Many of us cling to our fears, ...
NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS I understand that the nature of politics sometimes involves fending off frivolous, anonymous allegat...
SAM GRAVES You have a wide array of people that are watching something, and you cannot please everyone at the s...
DAVID A. R. WHITE Detachment doesn’t mean you don’t let the experience penetrate you. On the contrary, you let it ...
MITCH ALBOM Have you ever really had a teacher? One who saw you as a raw but precious thing, a jewel that, with ...
MITCH ALBOM love is temporary, hate is necessary.
YOUNG BEEZY Roses are red,violets are blue,when i flush the toilet i remember you.
RODERICK ROTOL El amor más intenso, quizá más débil que el odio, es una negociación, nunca concluyente, entre ...
GEORGE STEINER As the best wine makes the sharpest vinegar, truest love can turn into truest nemesis.
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ROSEMARY SUTCLIFF Love cannot stifle nor can it dictate. Either of those circumstances will turn a tender feeling into...
CYNTHIA WICKLUND I love and if someone I love is hurt I'll kill the attacker and no one else, that is love. I hate an...
TRISTE Love lights more fires than hate extinguishes.
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said "How flexible are you?"...
TIM VINE For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
VIRGINIA WOOLF We used to have an average of 75 seniors on Fridays. Now we're up to an average of 100.
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ANONYMOUS Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
ANONYMOUS Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.
ANONYMOUS If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
ANONYMOUS Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
ANONYMOUS I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?
ANONYMOUS My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
ANONYMOUS If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
ANONYMOUS Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
ANONYMOUS It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too,...
ANONYMOUS One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less t...
ANONYMOUS The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
ANONYMOUS In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
ANONYMOUS How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
ANONYMOUS For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
ANONYMOUS Why does Chuck Norris' calendar go directly from March 31 to April 2nd? Nobody fools Chuck Norris!
ANONYMOUS I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
ANONYMOUS If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
ANONYMOUS The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
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ANONYMOUS Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
ANONYMOUS Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
ANONYMOUS My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
ANONYMOUS Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
ANONYMOUS Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
ANONYMOUS When there's a will, I want to be in it.
ANONYMOUS Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
ANONYMOUS When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.
ANONYMOUS As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
ANONYMOUS When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my ...
ANONYMOUS Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
ANONYMOUS What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
ANONYMOUS I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
ANONYMOUS I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
ANONYMOUS Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
ANONYMOUS Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
ANONYMOUS Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
ANONYMOUS I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
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ANONYMOUS Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.
ANONYMOUS I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
ANONYMOUS People think.....
I'm skinny, but I'm really chunky.
I'm cheap, but I'm really thrifty. ANONYMOUS I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. T...
ANONYMOUS I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
ANONYMOUS Chuck Norris is so amazing he can:
Light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.<...
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ANONYMOUS He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this ...
ANONYMOUS I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
ANONYMOUS I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
ANONYMOUS Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
ANONYMOUS Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some yo...
ANONYMOUS Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're...
ANONYMOUS Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
ANONYMOUS I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
ANONYMOUS How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
ANONYMOUS My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museu...
ANONYMOUS Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.
ANONYMOUS What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
ANONYMOUS I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
ANONYMOUS There was a robot invented in China that catches thieves. In Australia it caught 10 thieves, in Ame...
ANONYMOUS I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
ANONYMOUS How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
ANONYMOUS Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
ANONYMOUS Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
ANONYMOUS After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
ANONYMOUS Funny sign at health spa: Fresh 10,000 year old mud for sale.
ANONYMOUS I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
ANONYMOUS I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
ANONYMOUS True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
ANONYMOUS Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
ANONYMOUS Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
ANONYMOUS Never judge a book by it's movie
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ANONYMOUS When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
ANONYMOUS Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
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ANONYMOUS My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
ANONYMOUS I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
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ANONYMOUS I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close ...
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ANONYMOUS Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
ANONYMOUS Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
ANONYMOUS I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
ANONYMOUS A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
ANONYMOUS I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
ANONYMOUS Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
ANONYMOUS Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
ANONYMOUS Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
ANONYMOUS I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
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ANONYMOUS I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
ANONYMOUS The amount of time it takes for a minute to go by is proportionally dependent with the distance to t...
ANONYMOUS Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to sco...
ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen.
ANONYMOUS I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
ANONYMOUS Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.
ANONYMOUS Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
ANONYMOUS Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
ANONYMOUS An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
ANONYMOUS My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
ANONYMOUS Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
ANONYMOUS You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
ANONYMOUS Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
ANONYMOUS It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase al...
ANONYMOUS If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patte...
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