I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

Last time I checked, no one is perfect.

I can't remember the last time I was bored.

The last time I was in a gym, Dukakis was running for president.

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

I was in World War II; I cried when they took me in the Navy. That's the last time I cried.