I hate women because they always know where things are.

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. -Rebecca West.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

If a woman tells a man the god favor him, everybody says she's far-minded.' The broom halted mid-sweep and the slave turned to Hild. 'But let a woman do what the gods tell her, without asking a man's permission first? Then she's possessed.' Unwen punctuated her words with her broom, jabbing it into the corner.

Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.