I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.

Things don't have to come to you in your youth. It's fine for them to come to you when you get older. That's a motto in my household.

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there.

I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before the end of the class, I come out of the cupboard and go, 'Sorry I'm late.'

The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.