I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
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Related The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatize... MINDY KALING My mum is the funniest and sweetest person I know; my sister's like my best friend, so it's ... JACOB WHITESIDES It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is fu... DAVID CROSS You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place o... JOHN KRASINSKI I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny an... MELISSA ROSENBERG By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pre... JEMIMA KIRKE Of all funny things, truth is the funniest. NEEL BURTON I'd be nothing without my wife. She's the coolest. She's the greatest. She is the smarte... JIMMY FALLON I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts ... KATE BECKINSALE 'Family Guy'. It's not only the funniest programme on television, it's the most wond... HOWARD JACOBSON I have a sidekick, Keith Robinson, who's very funny. I've known Keith for over 20 years; he&... WANDA SYKES A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it... RANDY HARRISON I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, witt... SARAH JESSICA PARKER It's a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyone's on heat. It's a strange energy.... ALICE ENGLERT I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime... ELLEN DEGENERES My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. MUHAMMAD ALI I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll... ALBERT BROOKS The only thing that I don't like is my kids watching comedy that isn't actually funny. There... STEPHEN COLBERT I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny. CHEVY CHASE 'The Office' is clearly the funniest show on TV. But I can't live without watching '... MATTHEW UNDERWOOD My color's not a crutch. See, funny crosses a lot of color barriers. STEVE HARVEY Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you'r... MAYA ANGELOU I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's no... JOE BIDEN It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ... LIAM NEESON It's funny, my kids and I live together, and I have a lot of actor friends. So my kids think eve... DALLAS ROBERTS My dad's one of the funniest men in the world. I grew up with him making me laugh so much I'... RAFE SPALL Everything I am, everything I've been allowed to do, career-wise, has come out of the opportunit... TED DANSON It's funny because it's funny. DAVID SPADE Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laug... NICK WECHSLER I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures - that's what's funny. MAYIM BIALIK The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead. CHARLES NELSON REILLY I do think there are some actors that can get away with trying to be funny, and they're still fu... CONSTANCE WU Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possi... MAYA ANGELOU Racing Stripes was so much fun to do. It's one of the funniest movies I've seen in a couple ... BRUCE GREENWOOD If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny. KATE O'BRIEN That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time a... JOE ROGAN It's not like every male comic you meet is funny. Like, a lot of them are not funny. ERIK GRIFFIN I think it's one of those funny things - sometimes you're not really friends with somebody u... MARK VALLEY If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not f... CALVIN TRILLIN You learn, even at 'S.N.L.,' that the funniest scripts a lot of the time were written with t... AKIVA SCHAFFER People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do a... CHRISTOPHER GUEST People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive. TRACY MORGAN My dad's funny. He's laid back and a cool guy. CALVIN JOHNSON I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he&... NORM MACDONALD Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids ... BILLY BOB THORNTON TV deals in very broad strokes. Like, 'Oh, that's my dumb friend', or, 'That's m... WILLIE GARSON It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON I am so like Donna it's funny. And most of my friends are guys too. LAURA PREPON When you're six years old, the word 'poo' is the funniest word on God's earth, but t... JASPER CARROTT I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care les... KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in... DANNY DEVITO At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it'... TOM HANKS I usually stalk fans because I think they're really funny on Twitter. They don't know it, bu... GIGI HADID How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's ... LES DAWSON If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and li... MARLON WAYANS People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it'... NICK CAVE I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our min... DANA CARVEY What's interesting about Laurel and Hardy is that in most comedy teams, there's a straight m... CHRISTOPHER GUEST I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I&... DANNY DEVITO I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird. EDIE CAMPBELL When I was in high school, I was a bad singer. I mean, all my early acting was musical theater, and ... SAM CLAFLIN There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life. PIERCE BROSNAN Frankly, most of my friends hold very different political beliefs. It's just a funny thing in th... PATRICIA HEATON The thing that's great about those guys at Miramax is the Weinstein brothers. They are the two f... TED DEMME I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not tryi... STEVEN WRIGHT 'Plum's are probably the funniest, but all the books have their own degree of humor. But if ... JANET EVANOVICH I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some ... MILLIE BOBBY BROWN I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, b... PAUL SHAFFER I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, ... MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL T.I.'s my mentor; he's a really close friend of mine. I call him my brother like we talk on ... IGGY AZALEA I think with Sky and BBC Three and Channel 4, there are some great television platforms, and the sta... BRENDAN COYLE There is some humour in 'Family Values.' I don't want everyone to think it's not goi... WENDY COPE It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing ... JULIE WALTERS I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the r... DOUG STANHOPE I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and le... LARRY DAVID That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. MICHAEL JAI WHITE I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have ... CHRIS O'DOWD A lot of my stories about the old days, they're delicious and funny. But every time I recall the... MARIO CUOMO Even in the very beginning when she would bump into George Valentine and people would start taking p... BERENICE BEJO If you do a Western that's funny, there's no way people don't call it a spoof or a parod... ADAM MCKAY I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, act... ELIZABETH GILBERT I find that very appealing: the blurring of the lines between what's funny and what's tragic... RACHEL JOYCE With TV, you just have to finish the days and get the episodes out. And it's always going to be ... DYLAN O'BRIEN I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? CECILY STRONG Robert Altman's 'Nashville' is my all-time favorite film because it covers all the bases... DOUGLAS WOOD There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connec... CHRISTOPHER WALKEN To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny vi... PSY Everybody in the South loves the one closeted homosexual who's married. It's just too funny ... TATE TAYLOR It's a fun job, but it's stressful because you have to be funny. You have to have punch line... STEVE BREEN You win a race, the next race it's a question mark. Are you still the best or not? That's wh... MICHAEL SCHUMACHER It's the details and the human element that makes 'Recount' entertaining. Even though we... KEVIN SPACEY It's funny: All my friends back home are always wondering why every television show I'm on i... ERIC LADIN I'd love to do a movie with females in it, and not necessarily the female version of 'The Ha... TODD PHILLIPS I get tired of comedies where there are a bunch of funny guys and a beautiful woman who doesn't ... PATRICK NESS
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SALLY YATES As I've seen over and over again during my career, the best way to deter individual conduct is t... SALLY YATES Certainly, I don't think I can ever be accused of being soft on crime. SALLY YATES At the Department of Justice, our ability to fulfill our responsibilities - to advocate for victims,... SALLY YATES The federal prison population increased by almost 800 percent between 1980 and 2013, often at a far ... SALLY YATES Americans should never believe, even incorrectly, that one's criminal activity will go unpunishe... SALLY YATES At the risk of sounding really corny now, I'm a career prosecutor. I've been doing this for ... SALLY YATES My responsibility is to ensure that the position of the Department of Justice is not only legally de... SALLY YATES Restoring a person's ability to achieve success when they leave the prison walls promotes public... SALLY YATES We must never take the public's trust for granted - our predecessors worked hard to earn it, and... 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SALLY RIDE I felt very honored, and I knew that people would be watching very closely, and I felt it was very, ... SALLY RIDE But when I wasn't working, I was usually at a window looking down at Earth. SALLY RIDE Rocket science is tough, and rockets have a way of failing. SALLY RIDE Studying whether there's life on Mars or studying how the universe began, there's something ... SALLY RIDE We can see cities during the day and at night, and we can watch rivers dump sediment into the ocean,... SALLY RIDE The space shuttle is a better and safer rocket than it was before the Challenger accident. SALLY RIDE I've spent my whole life not talking to people, and I don't see why I should start now. SALLY RIDE After the Challenger accident, NASA put in a lot of time to improve the safety of the space shuttle ... SALLY RIDE When you're getting ready to launch into space, you're sitting on a big explosion waiting to... SALLY RIDE I did not come to NASA to make history. SALLY RIDE I'm the original. SALLY RAND When I first came out with my fans and the wind hit me, I almost took off. SALLY RAND I like boys. I am not foreign; I was born and raised in Hickory County, Mo. SALLY RAND I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off. SALLY RAND They planned this fair to bring business to Chicago, into the Loop. But you could have fired a canno... SALLY RAND What in heaven's name is strange about a grandmother dancing nude? I'll bet lots of grandmot... SALLY RAND If you love living, you try to take care of the equipment. SALLY RAND I'm not the type to sit on the porch and watch life go by. SALLY RAND We've been together 32 years and married for 27. SALLY QUINN We're newspaper junkies; I can't imagine life without a newspaper. SALLY QUINN This morning in the Washington Post there was a statistic about how 85% of Americans are Christians. SALLY QUINN Then my mother had several strokes and my father, who was 85, couldn't handle it, so Donna came ... SALLY QUINN It's always in the second administration when things start to go sour. They circle the wagons. SALLY QUINN I first came on the scene during the Johnson years and that crowd was out all the time enjoying them... SALLY QUINN Every poll shows that most journalists are Democrats. SALLY QUINN Often what we do is open our house for various charity events. I don't seat according to protoco... SALLY QUINN Most of the people who live in Washington come from other places and you can learn something from th... SALLY QUINN Last week I did a piece for Style on advice to Laura Bush about how to help her husband. This week i... SALLY QUINN I was brought up by an Episcopalian father and Presbyterian mother in nondenominational Army chapels... SALLY QUINN I think, certainly in the more civilized societies, women's roles are growing in power all of th... SALLY QUINN Even Colin Powell who was everywhere before he became secretary of state, just stopped going out. I ... SALLY QUINN I never know what I'm going to do for the Post next. Two weeks ago I had a piece on Homeland Sec... SALLY QUINN I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight. SALLY QUINN The first term of the Clinton administration was very jolly. Everybody was running around meeting pe... SALLY QUINN Funny you mention my dinner parties when I have just suggested that inviting close friends over to s... SALLY QUINN The football season is like pain. You forget how terrible it is until it seizes you again. SALLY QUINN It is only in the fundamentalist religions that women are relegated to second class. Radical Evangel... SALLY QUINN It's always, 'Are you the runner girl?' I say, 'My name is Sally actually.' I us... SALLY PEARSON Hurdling, sprinting, athletics in general, is always in the back of your mind. SALLY PEARSON I have a huge passion for animals and while retirement is a long way off, when I do I would love to ... SALLY PEARSON When it becomes hard for me not to eat bad food, I try to think about what I have to do and what is ... SALLY PEARSON But I'm after medals more than anything. Championships don't get taken away from you but rec... SALLY PEARSON My job is my sport so I have to make sure that I stay focussed on it. I train almost every day so it... SALLY PEARSON Coming over to Europe you can always put on weight really easily because you are not doing your norm... SALLY PEARSON My goals were last year to win the world champs and this year to win the Olympic Games and I've ... SALLY PEARSON I know who my dad is, I've met him a few times, but I don't even call him dad. I know it sou... SALLY PEARSON Being at school, being who I am, being an athlete, it was hard to find people like me. There's n... SALLY PEARSON Some people are used to having things done for them by her parents, I am not. I can do it myself. SALLY PEARSON I never let anything stop me from doing what I want to do. SALLY PEARSON If you hold back in hurdles, you are going to fall over. SALLY PEARSON Winning a gold medal is not easy but I believed in myself, especially over the last four years. SALLY PEARSON Eventually, my highbrow parents, who so hated the Eisenhower suburban culture of the 1950s that the ... SALLY MANN The two sensibilities, the visual and the verbal, have always been linked for me - in fact, while re... SALLY MANN I have three libraries. As a gift, a friend alphabetized and organized my main library of novels, hi... SALLY MANN Maintaining the dignity of my subjects has grown to be, over the years, an imperative in my work, bo... SALLY MANN I work all the time. I never leave home. I mean, I just stay honed in on what's ahead. SALLY MANN I couldn't be Susan Sontag. I'm not very good with abstract thought. I always just take to t... SALLY MANN I have a vivid, apocalyptic imagination. SALLY MANN I guess I have a certain willingness for audacity. SALLY MANN At the age of 16, my father's father dropped dead of a heart attack. And I think it changed the ... SALLY MANN It's usually so fraught when you're taking a picture. I work with an 8-by-10 view camera and... SALLY MANN If I take enough pictures, I'm going to get a good one, and I know not to stop at a bad one. SALLY MANN I don't like memoirs. I think they're self-serving, and people use them to settle scores, an... SALLY MANN Death makes us sad, but it can also make us feel more alive. SALLY MANN I baked bread, hand-ground peanuts into butter, grew and froze vegetables, and, every morning, packe... SALLY MANN To be able to take my pictures, I have to look, all the time, at the people and places I care about. SALLY MANN Very few males have the confidence to appear vulnerable. SALLY MANN Time, memory, loss and love are my main artistic concerns, but time, among all of them, becomes the ... SALLY MANN I have had a fascination with death, I think, that might be considered genetic for a long time. My f... SALLY MANN I was just taking pictures to see what they looked like. Just for the fun of it. It wasn't about... SALLY MANN You start blocking out things, and that's a really important part of taking a picture is the abi... SALLY MANN When we were on the farm, we were isolated, not just by geography but by the primitive living condit... SALLY MANN I'm not a good photographer, not a good writer. I'm a pretty regular person whose insecurity... SALLY MANN When I read something, I picture that scene in that detail. That becomes very similar to composing a... SALLY MANN Each time you take a good picture, you have the wonderful feeling of exhilaration... and almost inst... SALLY MANN I had art as a major, along with English, French and History. I had dance, modern dance. In English ... SALLY KIRKLAND My point is that, over the years, I've taught five thousand people acting and lately I have a lo... SALLY KIRKLAND A lot of my joy this year has been to give away awards to young people, no matter of race, creed or ... SALLY KIRKLAND I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month. SALLY KIRKLAND She was a genius, my mother. SALLY KIRKLAND The only thing that I could think of to do was to be an actress. SALLY KIRKLAND Everyone should have a moment with Ron Howard in their life to give you faith in our industry. SALLY KIRKLAND I think that souls agree to come in and do what they're going to do and then leave when they'... SALLY KIRKLAND So, I think that Marilyn, what she gave the world, and in many ways Kennedy too, was that they had d... SALLY KIRKLAND I had no idea that he was going to write that, but I've always believed that insecurity was what... SALLY KIRKLAND When I was growing up watching Marilyn Monroe, I learned that you can be very beautiful, very glamor... SALLY KIRKLAND I'm on Governor Gray Davis' California Alliance Towards Education to bring the arts back to ... SALLY KIRKLAND I really think that women should be allowed to be more European, in this country. SALLY KIRKLAND Probably what my comment meant was that I don't care about the circumstances if I can tell the t... SALLY KIRKLAND My activism and sexual revolution in New York was a factor. SALLY KIRKLAND I made a conscious decision back then that I would rather be the best actress who ever lived than th... SALLY KIRKLAND Our church has been legal since late 1960s. I've been involved since 1972. I was ordained in 197... SALLY KIRKLAND In the case of Marilyn and John Kennedy, I think they did affect change. SALLY KIRKLAND I certainly was one of the instigators in the 1960s of freedom of expression. SALLY KIRKLAND I suppose if I wanted to be the girl next door, I could have been. I think America is confused by so... SALLY KIRKLAND I always told, Sandra Bullock was my student when she was younger, I always told her it's import... SALLY KIRKLAND I taught Sandra Bullock when no one knew who she was. I talked her out of quitting. I put her in a s... SALLY KIRKLAND I think you can really tell a good actor if you can put a camera on them and they can just talk and ... SALLY KIRKLAND My attitude is always one of sensuality, aggressive enthusiasm and a kind of outrageousness in my ex... SALLY KIRKLAND In Europe you can be Sophia, you can be these older women who are considered very sexy. SALLY KIRKLAND I got more bands and went on the road and turn down more movies than you would believe. SALLY KELLERMAN I wasn't a businesswoman, so I didn't know how to build a career. SALLY KELLERMAN And he was going to give me a song, because I'm a singer and I wanted to sing in everything. SALLY KELLERMAN I didn't want to do it... I'd been trying to get out of TV for years! SALLY KELLERMAN I had just had small parts in other films, and I'd worked with a lot of directors in TV. SALLY KELLERMAN I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was s... SALLY KELLERMAN I was also the romantic lead in The Boston Strangler - I was the only one that lived to tell the sto... SALLY KELLERMAN I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk. SALLY KELLERMAN I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time. SALLY KELLERMAN I was in group therapy for years but it wasn't the same thing. It was more about growing. SALLY KELLERMAN I work out, I go to pilates, I walk and I eat everything I can get my hands on. SALLY KELLERMAN I'm very close with Bob and his lovely, fabulous wife Catherine, too. SALLY KELLERMAN My friends always said that I should be a comedienne - I was named my class clown. SALLY KELLERMAN No, I don't belong to a retirement community. SALLY KELLERMAN Well, you know, I've had a very checkered career. SALLY KELLERMAN He wasn't directing it, of course, so I didn't work with Hitchcock. SALLY KELLERMAN I was always telling everybody that I could be funny. SALLY KELLERMAN It hasn't been smooth or delightful every minute, there were lean years and rough years, but it&... SALLY KELLERMAN I did comedies for 10 years and I learned a great deal. SALLY FIELD I'd been kind of a hiccup in my parents' lives. They lost track of me and I didn't know ... SALLY FIELD I haven't had an orthodox career, and I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. T... SALLY FIELD There are parts of me that I feel are beautiful, but they don't have anything to do with my nose... SALLY FIELD I was just lucky enough to grow up in a time when they actually had drama departments in schools. SALLY FIELD I really have no ulterior motive in taking on certain roles. I have no larger issue that I really wa... SALLY FIELD I think the first thing I did was several scenes from Romeo and Juliet. SALLY FIELD I mean, the only thing that matters to me is getting to the work - getting to do the work. And I don... SALLY FIELD I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. SALLY FIELD But I was losing so much bone density that I would have been in grave danger. And I mean grave dange... SALLY FIELD