I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

I think what's dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.

New Rule: Since Glenn Beck is clearly onto us, liberals must launch our plan for socialist domination immediately. Listen closely, comrades, I've received word from General Soros and our partners in the UN--Operation Streisand is a go. Markos Moulitsas, you and your Daily Kos-controlled army of gay Mexican day laborers will join with Michael Moore's Prius tank division north of Branson, where you will seize the guns of everyone who doesn't blame America first, forcing them into the FEMA concentration camps. That's where ACORN and I will re-educate them as atheists and declare victory in the war on Christmas.

Women are also property in our bible; adultery is a property crime in the Old Testament, not a sex crime.

Your right of religious freedom ends where my right of religious abstinence begins…