I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.

Today for show & tell, I've brought in some flash cards I made. Each card has a letter followed by several dashes. When I show the card, you yell out the vulgar, obscene or blasphemous word they stand for! …Ready? …She's such a hypocrite about building vocabulary.

How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food and beer conglomerates. Who'd have ever guessed product consumption, popular entertainment and spirituality would mix so harmoniously. It's a beautiful world, all right.

I'm leaking brain lubricant.