I have always wanted to do a show where I could stay home. When you make movies, you might as well take a dart and throw it at a map.

It's random, all over the state. You could throw a dart at a map and that would be as good a prediction as any.

When you make 'The Daily Show', it's usually not for a laurel, it's for a dart.

I always wanted to make movies.

I always wanted to be a stay-at-home dad making art, making movies.

As my friend said to me, when you have children, typically in a second marriage, when you're older and you get married again to a woman who would have children, you must always remember that you make sure the children attend a college where the commencement ceremonies are held in a facility with a wheelchair accessible ramp.