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I have an extra set of eyelashes because you never know. I could cry or laugh, or it could be windy, and I'll need a standby pair.


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OGDEN NASH The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,
Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed,...
OGDEN NASH Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.
OGDEN NASH Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never fo...
OGDEN NASH I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboard...
OGDEN NASH Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
OGDEN NASH People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
OGDEN NASH People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they reall...
OGDEN NASH Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone e...
OGDEN NASH The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
OGDEN NASH In professional wrestling, I think that they want you to be bigger than life. It's almost like a...
KEVIN NASH I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I&...
OGDEN NASH I had been offered fellowships to enter as a graduate student at either Harvard or Princeton. But th...
JOHN NASH Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the bro...
OGDEN NASH I lick my fingers because I don't like when my hands get slick. Licking my fingers helps me keep a g...
STEVE NASH Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most ...
OGDEN NASH Now I must arrive at the time of my change from scientific rationality of thinking into the delusion...
JOHN NASH I later spent... five to eight months in hospitals in New Jersey, always on an involuntary basis, an...
JOHN NASH I never saw my grandfather because he had died before I was born, but I have good memories of my gra...
JOHN NASH But you see-you-you can't-so-you can't so well argue about these things. I've learned that it's bett...
JOHN NASH I seem to be thinking rationally again in the style that is characteristic of scientists. However, t...
JOHN NASH I did have strange ideas during certain periods of time.
JOHN NASH The mathematics faculty were encouraging me to shift into mathematics as my major and explaining to ...
JOHN NASH