I have been a print reporter my whole career. It's all I ever wanted to be. I specialize in political profiles. I have probably profiled hundreds of people over the years, people in very powerful positions. People don't always like what I write, but most people still talk to me.
Mark Leibovich
Related I love to be with my son and my grandchildren, like normal people. I have no particular idea of what... OMAR SHARIF I just want to make music, I don't want people to talk about me. All I've ever wanted to do ... ADELE I write about people in small towns; I don't write about people living in big cities. My kind of... LEE SMITH I don't like people lying to me. I don't like people who don't return my calls. I don... DAN AYKROYD We will lower the tax burden on middle-class Americans by asking the very wealthy to pay their fair ... , "PUTTING PEOPLE FIRST", 1992 In sports, people reach their peak very early. You have to move on. I don't know if I will ever ... GREG LOUGANIS I still have people saying to me, 'Oh, you're still together?' They don't realize Le... VIVIAN CAMPBELL I don't want to ever write a book that seems like it's pandering to younger people or talkin... RANSOM RIGGS I don't have any plans to pursue film acting. It's not my thing anymore, if it ever was. Yes... MARA WILSON I really don't care what people think of me. I've got my family. I've got my friends. Ye... CHRIS KYLE People often think that people like me don't have ordinary lives. I have the greatest pleasure, ... JENNY SHIPLEY I write so that people will read what I write. I don't want to write a book that a thousand peop... ANN HOOD Some people are really proud of me, and some don't like it. I don't really know what to tell... BRYSON TILLER I don't be remembering women that I've met before. I don't remember people as a whole. I... WALE I like to have my privacy. I don't like people knowing what I do in my free time. I am also a ve... ANA IVANOVIC I write better in Cape Breton... too many people around in Ontario. Down there I meet all sorts of n... FARLEY MOWAT For me, I don't even like to promote my films but I have to because it's in the fine print o... DIANE LANE I'm not a hustler. I don't pitch songs. I don't ask people to write with me. It's no... CHRIS STAPLETON My dad's whole family is in Madras and I was born in America so we didn't have that big Indi... MINDY KALING I don't really have control over my direct impression on people anymore. I used to be the person... CHANCE THE RAPPER I don't have people following me around, like bodyguards. I don't know how people live like ... ANTHONY HOPKINS I don't write on topics that require a lot of urgency. But in 'Stiff,' I wanted to chang... MARY ROACH I don't think most people know what's going to be in their obituary, but I do. ROBERT MANKOFF It's surreal working with people you admire. I don't think it ever goes away, no matter how ... MAX MINGHELLA I don't have interns. I don't have a manager. I don't have assistants. I don't have ... BRUCE DICKINSON I've been told I'm a player, but people still don't always return my calls. TABITHA SOREN I'm very good at delegating - people work much better when they have a real sense of responsibil... ANNA WINTOUR I don't write all my stuff. Everybody always thinks that. But in just about every album I've... ALAN JACKSON People always brand me as this person who is anti-Brady, and I don't think that I ever have been... EVE PLUMB It would have been easier to have a male protagonist, but I didn't want people to assume that Ni... CHRISTOPHER DARDEN All I've really ever done is write since I was 17, so I don't know anything about anything. ... LISA GARDNER I don't really care what other people see me as. I seriously don't. I've always worried ... KAJOL Most people don't know that I have a huge phobia of bugs. It's gotten worse and worse over t... KELLI BERGLUND I don't have Facebook; I don't have Twitter. I don't have anything because, believe it o... WISSAM AL MANA There's something about me that suggests I don't have an intelligent atom in me at all. So p... JENNIFER COOLIDGE I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I'v... DAN HARMON People ask me what it's like to be tall, and I don't know what to say because I don't kn... ELIZABETH DEBICKI I don't pay much attention to career or what other people think. I've always been quite arro... EWAN MCGREGOR I wouldn't compare myself to any past Idol contestant, because I don't feel like I am like a... NAIMA ADEDAPO In my life, there have always been people who guided my path, towards the school, towards this compa... KAREN KAIN I don't understand why, in my work, writing is always so dangerous. It's very destructive. P... A. S. BYATT I was lucky. A lot of people have that. People that don't tell you what you want to hear, but wh... KEVIN LOVE I have been offered the highest paid contracts in the world. I refused them all. It's not my thi... AZZEDINE ALAIA I don't like to read things that people write about me. I'd rather read what kids have to sa... DAVID BOWIE What cracks me up is people who think I don't take baseball seriously. It's the most importa... BRADY ANDERSON I'm not a camp, throwaway queen; I'm not in Neverland. I'm not Jennifer Lopez with three... PETE BURNS I don't know what my calling is, but I want to be here for a bigger reason. I strive to be like ... WILL SMITH I don't want to be a director, or to have responsibility for hundreds of people. ZOE WANAMAKER I've never fought with anyone. A lot of people talk to me, and they're like, 'Oh, you wo... VIRAT KOHLI I don't think I care about the hair as much as people think I do. It's just kind of there. I... JACOB DEGROM Creating emotion was what my career was all about. I wanted people to laugh at me; I wanted people t... JOHNNY WEIR I don't know what makes a marriage work. My husband and I don't have it right at all; it'... EMILY WATSON I don't understand people who dream in black and white. I just don't get it. My dreams have ... GARY ROSS It's kind of a catch-22 now because since the 'Da Vinci Code,' I have access to places a... DAN BROWN Your environment doesn't define you. I don't have a lot of money, but I can help train peopl... JACKIE JOYNER-KERSEE I don't want to have lived in vain like most people. I want to be useful or bring enjoyment to a... ANNE FRANK A lot of people have said I'd have probably done better in my career if I hadn't looked so c... DOLLY PARTON In Russia, or anywhere, people don't like rich people. Yeah, OK, I have money, but the question ... VIKTOR VEKSELBERG I can't stand being late. I try to be professional. I try not to let people down. But people let... SPIKE MILLIGAN I don't write demographically. I don't write a song to reach these people or those people. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN I'm in a monogamous relationship and have been for many, many years. I think it's a choice. ... NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU I don't like talking unnecessarily, and my communication skills are zilch. I just can't conv... PRITAM CHAKRABORTY I've been approached after shows from people who said, 'I don't agree with anything you ... HARI KONDABOLU I think people have a misconception of me, period. My life has been a whirlwind sometimes, but it... LIL' KIM I draw hundreds and hundreds of pictures of sort of gnarly looking men, so I don't know what tha... DYLAN MORAN As much as I appreciate people putting me in the category of these very acrobatic belters, I feel li... IDINA MENZEL I care about the people I know and love the most, but I also care about what the people I don't ... MARILYN MANSON I'd been in Hollywood for five years before I started writing 'The Guild.' I worked enou... FELICIA DAY The attacks of which I have been the object have broken the spring of life in me... People don't... EDOUARD MANET You don't help people in your poems. I've been trying to help people all my life - that'... CHARLES OLSON Horror films have always been quite operatic for me. I always sort of scratch my head at people'... BRYAN FULLER Most people figured I'd be in jail. I've been proving people wrong my whole life. GARY SHEFFIELD People hear a powerful female singer in a rock and roll band, and they say, 'Janis Joplin.' ... BRITTANY HOWARD My risk tolerance is higher than some people's, but it's not nearly as high as some people... ANDREW SOLOMON I always invest my own money in the companies that I create. I don't believe in the whole thing ... ELON MUSK I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny becau... GREG BEHRENDT I don't have any hobbies. You know, I'm very embarrassed when people ask me what are my hobb... IRWIN ROSE I know some people who are like, 'I love fitness,' and I feel like if you have to say that, ... MATT MCGORRY It's very surreal. It seems like everywhere I go, people always talk about 'Indiana Jones,... JONATHAN KE QUAN I remember when I was in college, people told me I couldn't play in the NBA. There's always ... BILL CARTWRIGHT Certain kinds of people will always have an issue with my music. But that's fine; it's OK. I... KACEY MUSGRAVES You know what, I'm probably one of the most blessed people there's ever been, and I thank Go... SMOKEY ROBINSON It's cool when people know you more, but I like people to treat me regular when they see me. I t... MEEK MILL People might think I'm very hard, what with my black make-up, my hair over my eyes, etc. My inno... CARINE ROITFELD I don't like people telling me what to do, or trying to MAKE me write songs. DAVE DAVIES People look at me like I should have been like Malcolm X or Martin Luther King or Rosa Parks. I shou... RODNEY KING I've always wanted to be a fighter pilot. But I don't want to kill people. I'd hate to. MAX IRONS I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I... BILLY CONNOLLY But I have never wanted to be a singer, because the exterior part of a career, I don't like very... VICTORIA DE LOS ANGELES I don't care what I look like; it's how people think of me. And I do care how people think o... MILLIE BOBBY BROWN Most of the time, I don't really give people a chance. I have a wall up. I'm always protecti... CAM NEWTON As people, right now, we're so over-stimulated in this world that I don't know what I'd ... KATEE SACKHOFF People assume because I have a very thick skin that I don't have feelings. I don't, for the ... MILO YIANNOPOULOS I don't like to hurt people, I really don't like it at all. But in order to get a red light ... JACK ANDERSON If it was all about me, I'd do a whole lot of pop records, make a whole lot of money, just rake ... ICE CUBE Wherever I am, it's a really good feeling to have that connection to people. I love to go out to... DANNY DEVITO At the end of the day, people have the right to have opinions. I have the right to have an opinion. ... TYGA The transgender bathroom thing - it's just so obvious that people are scared of what they don... NIKKI GLASER I don't read the magazines that make things up about people. I know what the truth is. I don'... ASHTON KUTCHER Let him who walks in darkness and no light trust in the name of the Lord and rely on his God PEOPLE OF CHRIST
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MARK TWAIN Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. MARK TWAIN The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. MARK TWAIN Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. MARK TWAIN I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one. MARK TWAIN 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read. MARK TWAIN I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day. MARK ZUCKERBERG The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a ba... MARK TWAIN The secret of getting ahead is getting started. MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. 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MARK TWAIN I believe we have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. MARK ZUCKERBERG Our prayer and God's mercy are like two buckets in a well; while the one ascends the other desce... MARK HOPKINS Launching a Broadway show is like no other endeavor. It's taxing because you're present - it... MARK HAMILL What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet! MARK MCKINNEY To me, all war is failure for humanity, though it often is a bounty for commerce. MARK EDWARDS What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed ... MARK TWAIN When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. B... MARK TWAIN When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned results which follow victorymu... MARK TWAIN The teacher reminded us that Romes liberties were not auctioned off in a day, but were bought slowly... MARK TWAIN By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfec... MARK TWAIN So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment. MARK TWAIN The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes... MARK TWAIN We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in itand stop there; lest w... MARK TWAIN The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large mattertis the diff... MARK TWAIN Say the report is exaggerated. MARK TWAIN A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will ... MARK TWAIN To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman. MARK TWAIN I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than ... MARK TWAIN A myriad of men are born; they labor and sweat and struggle; ...they squabble and scold and fight; t... MARK TWAIN Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the st... MARK TWAIN Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred mi... MARK TWAIN Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to... MARK TWAIN We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead -- and not then ... MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. MARK TWAIN All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people... MARK TWAIN Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find... MARK TWAIN Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood... MARK TWAIN As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out. MARK TWAIN I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshol... MARK TWAIN Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than... MARK TWAIN The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without burst... MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. MARK TWAIN All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. MARK TWAIN The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh... MARK TWAIN To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand ... MARK TWAIN All workers, whether they are employed in the private or public sector, should avoid living 'pay... MARK SKOUSEN Fear is an underrated emotion. And that's why I think it's very dangerous to try and cosset ... MARK GATISS I have a very dear family and very dear friends. They're my rock. These are people who knew me f... MARK RUFFALO There is no better way to quickly buoy hard-pressed homeowners than helping them take advantage of t... MARK ZANDI I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you. MARK MCKINNEY Too-easy credit and millions of bad loans made during the U.S. housing bubble paved the way for the ... MARK ZANDI James Cagney, Steve McQueen, I loved all those guys. I grew up loving the movies but had no desire t... MARK WAHLBERG There's a certain way you stand to give yourself authority, which gives you the texture for the ... MARK GODDARD I couldn't have left my career as an actor on a better note than to have done a cameo in the Los... MARK GODDARD I vaguely remember in the '90s when Calvin Klein started making unisex CK1. Don't worry abou... MARK RONSON Well, right now we're so busy that I kind of had to put all the hobbies on hold. But I like goin... MARK KELLY I have traveled down this path before - 'List of Seven' and 'Twin Peaks' both have t... MARK FROST We have pension funds with 1.5 trillion euros investments, and they want to find business opportunit... MARK RUTTE We need not to just kill the boat-smuggling business model: we also need to get rid of this asylum-s... MARK RUTTE We are a mission-driven company. In order to do this, we have to build a great team. And in order to... MARK ZUCKERBERG Potential home buyers have a two-step decision process. First, they determine whether they can affor... MARK ZANDI The best person to get something done is a busy person. MARK BURNETT The Romney candidacy is better than it was four years ago, but it's not clear that it's good... MARK STEYN I don't buy the argument that there can't be a successful independent candidacy for the pres... MARK MCKINNON Having been heavily involved in the planning of a couple of G.O.P. conventions, my view is, we shoul... MARK MCKINNON Mom's dad was in the army, stormed the beach at Normandy, fought through the French hedgerows, t... MARK HOPPUS The Bush tax cuts should be extended permanently for families with annual incomes of less than $250,... MARK ZANDI In my movies, I'm not trying to erase any old image of myself, really. And also I'm not tryi... MARK WAHLBERG When I'm in the middle of making a movie, I have blinders on; it's all about just getting th... MARK WATERS Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. MARK TWAIN It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal... MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired MARK TWAIN It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help. MARK TWAIN Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. MARK TWAIN Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting... MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do. MARK TWAIN Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest. MARK TWAIN The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itse... MARK TWAIN Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. You would ... MARK TWAIN If you're a big celebrity, you get money to be private. I'm just a working stiff. I don'... MARK FUHRMAN There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry. MARK TWAIN The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things tha... MARK TWAIN Optimist: Day-dreamer more elegantly spelled MARK TWAIN Necessity is the mother of "taking chances" MARK TWAIN I remember riding my bike down the boardwalk with nowhere to go and looking at the girls. It was rea... MARK RUFFALO Distance lends enchantment to the view MARK TWAIN Be good and you will be lonesome. MARK TWAIN Chastity - you can carry it too far MARK TWAIN The scientific theroy I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline ... MARK RUSSELL To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble. MARK TWAIN Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in it... MARK TWAIN Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. MARK TWAIN Here's one of my bad habits: when I go to someone's house, I head straight to their bookshel... MARK FRAUENFELDER Whether you do stand-up comedy or write a story, you have a duty to deliver. As a comedian, you walk... MARK BILLINGHAM China is responsible for a lot of the major conservation issues we're facing. It's the main ... MARK CARWARDINE When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. MARK TWAIN There is nothing you can say in answer to a compliment. I have been complimented myself a great many... MARK TWAIN Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you. MARK TWAIN Americans are notoriously ill-equipped for self-reflection. We're usually a very boisterous, out... MARK FROST I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and lookin... MARK TWAIN The turning point for me was when the Supreme Court installed Bush in 2000, even though he got half ... MARK EDWARDS A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power. MARK RUTHERFORD Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would... MARK TWAIN Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relati... MARK TWAIN Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material... MARK TWAIN Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no... MARK TWAIN There is a great deal of human nature in people. MARK TWAIN If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance. MARK TWAIN There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce. MARK TWAIN The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot... MARK TWAIN Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. MARK TWAIN Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat... MARK TWAIN It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts th... MARK TWAIN Lenders look at potential borrowers from many angles before extending credit: How much of its income... MARK ZANDI Too many vital education dollars that should be spent in the classroom are bouncing around in the fe... MARK KENNEDY There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles. MARK ZUPAN Lucifer spoke thus. Pride took him from heaven, though he sat at God's right hand.' Her voice grew f... MARK LAWRENCE Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement,... MARK TWAIN Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of t... MARK TWAIN I brag on the Democratic Party. We're libertarian on social issues, it's live and let live. ... MARK UDALL I am quite amazed how, when people earn lots of money, they think they have to spend it on things th... MARK HADDON Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it. MARK TWAIN Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind. MARK TWAIN We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him. MARK TWAIN As we all know from the Roman empire, big empires go down if the borders are not well-protected. MARK RUTTE He was a psychotic. He was a borderline psychotic. He was a terrific, sensational actor, with a magi... MARK RYDELL I've been thinking about the record since I reached the fifty plateau. But you think about it an... MARK MCGWIRE O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th... MARK TWAIN A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose. MARK TWAIN Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,... MARK TWAIN There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to... MARK TWAIN All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will... MARK MCCORMACK I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas... MARK TWAIN We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.” Snorri shook his head. “A... MARK LAWRENCE Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich... MARK TWAIN Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i... MARK TWAIN Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us... MARK TWAIN Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward. MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. MARK TWAIN I do not like work even when someone else does it. MARK TWAIN Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig... MARK TWAIN Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth. MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time. MARK TWAIN No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies. MARK TWAIN We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether th... MARK TWAIN Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True ... MARK TWAIN When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend. MARK TWAIN Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know. MARK TWAIN