I have been blessed with a bunch of great kids, grandchildren, and daughters-in-law. It's been a great life. I know I am probably in the fourth quarter, but I am hoping for triple overtime.


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You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
JERRY SEINFELD
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and...
JERRY SEINFELD
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
JERRY SEINFELD
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
JERRY SEINFELD
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
JERRY SEINFELD
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers...
JERRY SEINFELD
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
JERRY SEINFELD
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.
JERRY SEINFELD
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to s...
JERRY SEINFELD
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle...
JERRY SEINFELD
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
JERRY SEINFELD
Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on...
JERRY SALTZ
Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories....
JERRY SPINELLI
You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even...
JERRY ROBINSON
After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through...
JERRY SALTZ
Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
JERRY STILLER
Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo...
JERRY GREENFIELD
I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ...
JERRY SPINELLI
I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove...
JERRY HALL
I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.
JERRY DOYLE
Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin...
JERRY GREENFIELD
There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
JERRY O'CONNELL
I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g...
JERRY LEWIS
I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ...
JERRY TRAINOR
My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ...
JERRY GARCIA
As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al...
JERRY SPINELLI
I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every...
JERRY GARCIA
Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove...
JERRY SALTZ
I almost resent being Charley Moviestar. Yeah, I'm grateful. But it takes me away from my kids.
JERRY LEWIS
I don't plan out my visits rigorously, but I do have a list of about 125 New York galleries, alt...
JERRY SALTZ
In November, 1964 when I was a patient at the Mayo Clinic I though seriously about killing myself.
JERRY KRAMER
I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and ...
JERRY SEINFELD
Artschwager's art always involves looking closely at surfaces, questions what an object is, want...
JERRY SALTZ
Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entre...
JERRY SALTZ
It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we didn't have a salary cap.
JERRY JONES
Red-hot songs were born on the black streets of Baltimore, where I delivered five-gallon cans of ker...
JERRY LEIBER
I'm a fan of very, very expensive creams: Creme de la Mer, La Prairie Skin Caviar Luxe. I'm ...
JERRY HALL
The support this city and our fans have shown the Grizzlies made my decision to stay in Memphis an e...
JERRY WEST
Where Cezanne captured and intensified shards of the eternal (every pear far more sharply defined th...
JERRY SALTZ
From 1936 on, I have taken more falls than any other 20 comedians put together. From the time I was ...
JERRY LEWIS
You need lofty goals. Then cement it with a great work ethic.
JERRY WEST