I have been both praised and criticized. The criticism stung, but the praise sometimes bothered me even more. To have received such praise and honors has always been puzzling to me.
Billy Joel
Related If they want to criticize me, I don't care; I don't mind. But they must criticize me fairly.... BHUMIBOL ADULYADEJ I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES All the praise I received couldn't substitute for the praise I had never received from my mother... BESS MYERSON Their rebukes have never made me angry, because I have always wondered why they did not rebuke me mo... MINNIE MADDERN FISKE Usually we praise only to be praised. FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD When I come to reflect on the subject, in no country have I received such honors or been so esteemed... WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART To learn, sometimes you have to feel the fool. JEFFREY FRY I have had prayers answered - most strangely so sometimes - but I think our heavenly Father's loving... LEWIS CARROLL The British constitution has always been puzzling and always will be. QUEEN ELIZABETH II Criticism is more effective when it sounds like praise. ARNOLD GLASGOW Joel Brown will be the featured singer, and the night will include worship and praise, JOE MORENO Praise makes me humble, but when I am abused, I know that I have touched the stars. GYLES BRANDRETH The last man in the world who should have been criticized was the American soldier. They should have... WILLIAM WESTMORELAND I would say my biggest mentor has been my father because he always has been. Actually both of my par... NICOLE RICHIE Gospel music to me has always been a balm for the soul. It has been able to usher in the spirit, ush... KIM FIELDS I will praise any man that will praise me. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I have always been small, so defenders have always been taller and tougher than me. So that's di... EDEN HAZARD I have received many honors in my lifetime, ... When I die, these honors will die with me. But the S... SIMON WIESENTHAL PRAISE AND CRITICISM ARE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN! DR.PRASAD RAJHANS Billy Joel and Joe Jackson were both great, and they both play piano. BEN FOLDS It has been said that life has treated me harshly; and sometimes I have complained in my heart becau... HELEN KELLER I respect Billy Joel, but I'm not a guy who's gonna sit down and listen to the entire 'E... GARTH RISK HALLBERG A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. FRANCOIS DUC DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. FRANçOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. WILLIAM SOMERSET MAUGHAM People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. SOMERSET MAUGHAM Few people have the wisdom to prefer the criticism that would do them good, to the praise that decei... FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD Few people have the wisdom to prefer the criticism that would do them good, to the praise that decei... FRANçOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD Both players are more than deserving of the honors they received. We are proud of Billy and Wyle for... DAVID ARNOLD Every other author may aspire to praise; the lexicographer can only hope to escape reproach, and eve... SAMUEL JOHNSON THE CHALLENGES I FACE IN LIFE COMPEL ME TO PRAISE GOD EVEN MORE; FOR THEY ARE INDICATORS THAT HE WAN... JOB LAZARUS OKELLO. Since there is no one else to praise me, I will praise myself -- will say that I have never tampered... KURT VONNEGUT JR. Such praise coming from so degraded a source, was degrading to me, its recipient. CICERO It is usually best to be generous with praise, but cautious with criticism. SOURCE UNKNOWN It is usually best to be generous with praise, but cautious with criticism. I happen to be a guy who also plays the piano and sings, so people automatically associate me with B... GAVIN DEGRAW People ask you for criticism, but they only want praise. W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM People ask you for criticism, but they only want praise. WILLIAM SOMERSET MAUGHAM . The important thing to me is that I'm not driven by people's praise and I'm not slowed down by peo... RUSSELL CROWE Wal-Mart and Target have both been criticized for their eminent domain use. BURT FLICKINGER there are floods of praise coming in as well as criticism. EDMUND MORRIS When considering praise or criticism first consider the source. JEFF DALY They have vilified me, they have crucified me; yes, they have even criticized me. RICHARD J. DALEY The political mind is the product of men in public life who have been twice spoiled. They have been ... DAVID PIETRUSZA Oh my debt of praise, how weighty is it, and how far run up! Oh that others would lend me to pay, an... SAMUEL RUTHERFORD I have to give all praise to the Man above, because I never gave up on Him, and He never gave up on ... CHAD KELLY I am taking on more, speaking in more schools, sometimes more than I'd like to, but it's important. ... GERD STRAUSS Elton John and Billy Joel, I find them both to be huge inspirations, those guys are so talented. KYGO Not everyone has the time to be normal. LJUPKA CVETANOVA We have tears in our eyes As we wave our goodbyes, We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL Everything in any way beautiful has its beauty of itself, inherent and self-sufficient: praise is no... MARCUS AURELIUS He always calls me up and says, it's 'Billy The Kid. He's going to have to say it's 'Billy The Coach... RICK PITINO True praise comes often even to the lowly; false praise only to the strong. LUCIUS ANNAEUS SENECA True praise comes often even to the lowly; false praise only to the strong. SENECA I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. NOEL COWARD I received your letter of June 10th. I have never talked to a Jesuit priest in my life and I am asto... ALBERT EINSTEIN There are some seminal things that happened in the '70s for me: Billy Joel and Jackson 5. ISAAC HANSON Though he slay me, yet I will praise him," he began softly, his voice a little tremulous at first. "... JENNIFER FREITAG I don't even have advice; I have praise. She picked a great play. MARIO CANTONE Nike has always been more than a job for me. Like many Nike employees, I have a deep connection to t... MARK PARKER I've always been me. I've always been very direct and have told the truth and have been very... BEV PERDUE I have always been Fred Durst and I've always been me. FRED DURST I found 'The Twin' sitting on a coffee table at a writers' colony in 2009. It carried pr... AMY WALDMAN He only profits from praise who values criticism. HEINRICH HEINE For me, '52nd Street' is quintessential Billy Joel. I bought that record as a kid and listen... DARIUS RUCKER With children... it is a fact that most parents criticize children more than they laud or congratula... SOURCE UNKNOWN My Lord and Master has summoned me, His minstrel, to the True Mansion of His Presence. He has dresse... SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB Pitching has always been the dominant thing for me, ... The campus is beautiful, the people have bee... DENNIS HEALY Football, to me, is a passion, more than a game. It is everything. But more than anything, it is lov... FRANCESCO TOTTI Excessive praise arises from the same bigotry matrix as excessive criticism. STEFAN MOLYNEUX Books that have become classics -- books that have had their day and now get more praise than perusa... THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH Books that have become classics - books that have had their day and now get more praise than perusal... THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH I don't judge a regime by the damning criticism of the opposition, but by the ingenuous praise of th... JEAN ROSTAND I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. NOEL COWARD People who ask for your criticism want only praise. W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM When we disclaim praise, it is only showing our desire to be praised a second time. FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD Had I but written as many odes in praise of Muhammad and Ali as I
have composed for King Mahmud, th... RALPH WALDO EMERSON When you win, everything is everything. But when you lose, it's all about Allen Iverson and Larr... ALLEN IVERSON My whole family has been such a great support, and they're the ones who have kept me grounded an... DAVID ARCHULETA Sometimes you have to lie to yourself to get through the criticism, and then you're in your clos... SELENA GOMEZ I have always been around it (football coaching). It has always interested me. BILL SHIRK From what I do in setting up goals and scoring, I wouldn't have been where I am without [them]. It's... BRIANNA SCHOOLEY O, how thy worth with manners may I sing
When thou art all the better part of me?
What can min... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Ah! How often when I have been abroad on the mountains has my heart risen in grateful praise to God ... JOHN JAMES AUDUBON I am my own biggest critic. Before anyone else has criticized me, I have already criticized myself. ... C. JOYBELL C. Do not say, 'But it is hypocritical to thank God with my tongue when I don't feel thankful in my hea... JOHN PIPER This individual has received a number of accolades over the years, yet he doesn't seek attention and... STEVE AKERS I have always been a great dreamer. In dreams I have always been more active than in my real life, a... HERMANN HESSE As you know, I'm an immigrant. I came over here as an immigrant, and what gave me the opportunities,... ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise. MARY KAY ASH I have been walking onto ballfields for 16 years, and I've never received anything but kindness and ... LOU GEHRIG My favorites growing up were always Billy Joel, Michael Jackson... and Placido Domingo. JOSH YOUNG People frequently ask me if adverse criticism bothers me. I've had a lot of it, and I have been ... WARREN GILES I've always been one to throw caution to the wind, and my motto has been, 'Never have a dull... CARLENE CARTER For what I have received may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not rec... STORM JAMESON For what I have received, may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not re... STORM JAMESON I don't judge a regime by the damning criticism of the opposition, but by the ingenuous praise o... JEAN ROSTAND My strength has been the self-belief that has helped me perform at this level. My teammates and fami... ANIL KUMBLE
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