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You gave me money you could ill afford. You did everything in the world possible except move to Ohio...
SENATOR JOHN KERRY
I've been doing everything I could possibly do except for putting the pads on, ... 'I had to make my...
TEDY BRUSCHI
seen everything you could possibly see.
JAMES ROBERTSON
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
BRIAN CELIO
Any government is potentially the worst client in the world you could ever possibly want to have.
THOMAS HEATHERWICK
I think I have almost everything I could ever want. I have my family, and I have a lot of love in my...
DANNY WOOD
I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.
DUFFY DAUGHERTY
No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.
SAMUEL JOHNSON
No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.
SAMUEL JOHNSON
You can't possibly ask me to go without having some dinner. It's absurd. I never go without my dinne...
OSCAR WILDE
I love you, Gabby, more than you'll ever know. You're everything I've ever wanted in a wife. You're ...
NICHOLAS SPARKS
Money can buy you everything except a father and a mother.
VIKRANT PARSAI
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
ANONYMOUS
The big budget films have money to do things that are not necessarily essential but sure are comfort...
MIKE COLTER
I did everything I possibly could to get back and finish my career the way I would have liked to. My...
ALLAN HOUSTON
But I disappear into the person I love. I am the permeable membrane. If I love you, you can have eve...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
I gave my shots to him from the first point. He took everything he could possibly get.
BOBBY RIGGS
I have everything that I could possibly want in life, from a gorgeous granddaughter and a wonderful ...
DANIEL GILBERT
He was both everything I could ever want…
And nothing I could ever have…
RANATA SUZUKI
I don't know what I could ever possibly say to them, because thank you is not enough.
LYNN DOOLEY
What I've learned is that you really don't need to be a celebrity or have money or have the ...
LADY GAGA
We have everything under the sun that you could ever imagine for indoor water parks.
JOE ECK
I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about me, but that's n...
JULIA ROBERTS
To seduce a woman famous for strict morals, religious fervor and the happiness of her marriage: what...
CHRISTOPHER HAMPTON
I will provide the money that you need, why will I have money and see you in need?
SOTONYE ANGA
You have the greatest soul, the noblest nature, the sweetest, most loving heart I have ever known, a...
WOODROW WILSON
The position of famous person sometimes makes his words look like quotes.
ANUJ SOMANY
Even with my divorce and with everything, I don't need money.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
For I / Except you enthrall me, never shall be free, / Nor ever chaste, except you ravish me.
JOHN DONNE
I have no silver, nor gold to give,but i have mountains of quotes to give freely & you know what,my ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about me, but that'...
JULIA ROBERTS
I put my money in the bank: I have to think of life after modeling, when I'm not famous any more...
EVA HERZIGOVA
My mom, she is the most unbelievable mom that you could ever have in your entire life and she's alwa...
DAKOTA FANNING
It was absolutely the worst scene I've ever seen in my entire life, ... What I have seen so far of H...
JACK MEYER
If I wanted to be famous, I could have been famous before.
DAVID GEST
I need 2,000 pounds of rice, 1,000 pounds of beans, I need cooking oil, I need money for fuel -- I n...
THOMAS ARMSTRONG
I want to make as much money as I possibly can so that when my day comes, my mother and sister is fi...
TYLER, THE CREATOR
I have the best husband a wife could possibly have. He's the best father my children could have.
VERA FARMIGA
I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do.
BILLY CRYSTAL
I have all the money I'll ever need - if I die by 4 today.
HENNY YOUNGMAN
Everything in life has limits... Except God's love for you...
KLEINJAN REDELINGHUYS
Famous quotes are as common as the person who said them. What makes them famous it that someone else...
TRAVIS J HEDRICK
You have a house if not a home," she spat. "You have people who care for you if not about you. You m...
VICTORIA SCHWAB
Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.
ASHLEE SIMPSON
We need money for daily living and upkeep. But money isn’t everything.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
It isn't about how famous you are or how much money you have.
DAVID BAUM
I don't need to be wildly famous for my life to make sense.
CORY MONTEITH
Do you have it on your person?" my father asked.

"Jesus" I replied. "My person has it in...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER
Until 1954, I'd only ever thought of being a painter, but I earned my money when and where I cou...
JOHN BERGER
I do, love. I want you more than you could ever know. More than I could have ever dreamed. I want yo...
SARAH MACLEAN
'Darling, you have to come home,' she started in as soon as I answered. 'You cannot possibly want t...
JOSH LANYON
I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
DAVE GROHL
Everybody knows what my sexual orientation is. I don't need to scream it out. I won't, only ...
KARAN JOHAR
I had saved a few hundred photos of dodo skeletons into my 'Creative Projects' folder - it&#...
ADAM SAVAGE
We fought hard, we clawed back and we did everything we possibly could. You could see we left absolu...
KIRK DECREMER
My God. Better than I could possibly explain.
EUGENE NELSON
There's no way we can possibly know what he's going through except to have him know we're all there ...
MICHIGAN STATE
I went from as high as I could possibly be to as low as you could possibly be overnight.
CLINT BARMES
Everything was as good as it could possibly be. Everything he's done up to this point pales in compa...
BOB BRENLY
Take me to you, imprison me, for I, except you enthrall me, never shall be free, nor ever chaste, ex...
JOHN DONNE
For the best return on your money, pour your purse into your head.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Love your kid as much as you possibly can, and do what you need to do for your family because my sit...
DREW LACHEY
Everything you could ever wish for is just in reach. Work hard and never be afraid to ask for someth...
TERRY LANDER
Absolutely we need them back, ... Do we have the money for them? I would doubt it. The sidewalk prog...
CHRIS KING
Money quotes are favourite of materialistic brains.
ANUJ SOMANY
To the people who see potential and also so find my quotes helpful i thank you all, for as i have sa...
GARY F EVANS...
Sometimes I'm fascinated with how famous my work could be while I'm not so famous.
FRANK OCEAN
My first thought was that she could have possibly been dead.
HOWARD CLARK
I thoroughly object to getting old. If you could let me be 16 again, I'd give you everything I&#...
FELIX DENNIS
Everything I have to say has already crossed your mind."
"Then possibly my answer has crossed y...
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE
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PATIENCE JOHNSON
A helping hand is all that I need. If you see me in person going insane, if you see my scars, & you ...
CHRISTINE ANGEL
Money isn't everything when others are in need.
MARTHA MARTIN DAR
I had to have this purse. It was shaped like a big saddle with stirrups and everything.
BETTY ANDERSON
Those two are the best additions we could have ever had to both of our teams. They add athleticism, ...
JAMES WARD
Don't you dare call me arrogant!If ever I had any at all-which I deny!- how much could I possibly ha...
GEORGETTE HEYER
My parents worked hard to give us everything money could not buy.
UNKNOWN
Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for that rare story of which you happen...
ERWIN KNOLL
Everything is bold and big. Enchanting is possibly one of the best words I could use.
JOAN DESENS
I bleed feminism. I get equal pay to my male costars on a big show; I have my own home. I'm as i...
KALEY CUOCO
I knew [the quotes] represented money, and I knew they went up and down,
BILL NYGREN
Decreasing the purse money for those kinds of horses just makes it tougher for a lot of owners here ...
ART SHERMAN
I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous. I could have any man in the world
ANNA KOURNIKOVA
They want a cheap purse, but they look like expensive ones. A purse we sell for $60, the real one co...
CAMERON BELK
Could you possibly have settled down to the old life and forgotten the fairyland through which you h...
ERNEST SIMPSON
There came into the world an unlimited abundance of everything people need. But people need everythi...
KAREL CAPEK
No! I go to Chase-Pitkin for everything I need in my house.
ANNETTE JOHNSON
I hesitated on getting my backup gun and putting it in my purse, but didn't. My purse, like all purs...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON
Having an eye for beauty isn't the same thing as a weakness...except possibly when it comes to you.
SUZANNE COLLINS
When I first got to WWE, the head of talent relations was John Laurinaitis, who is now my father-in-...
DANIEL BRYAN
Though you can get smart from reading everything that a smart person writes, you cannot get famous f...
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA
I was born into the most remarkable and eccentric family I could possibly have hoped for.
MAUREEN O'HARA
We in America have everything we need except the most important thing of all-time to think and the h...
NORMAN COUSINS
I have long believed taxpayers make better use of their money than the government ever could.
KAY BAILEY HUTCHISON
I have long believed taxpayers make better use of their money than the government ever could.
KAY HUTCHISON
Everything happens for a reason... except you. You were an accident.
THOMAS STOKES
You can have all the money in the world, one of the biggest mansions ever built, be one of the most ...
LISA BEDRICK
Nobody thought about having more money than you could ever spend.
SLICK RICK
I need money. You know money. I need to know what you know about money.
SARAH JESSICA PARKER
The food court sat right next to the movie theater. I needed something to drink. But like an idiot, ...
KATIE MCGARRY

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If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.
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I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.
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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
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If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
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To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
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To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
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Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
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Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall.
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A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
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Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
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I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying.
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Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini...
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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
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I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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'Press any key to continue, where's the any key?' - Homer Simpson
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Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
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The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
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If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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I took my dog to the fire hydrant factory. They never saw so much excitement every time a hydrant ca...
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What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats...
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Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.
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Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.
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Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
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Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
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The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.
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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to c...
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What does a homeless person do the first time you let them use a computer? Searches through the rec...
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If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
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I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I...
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The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
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The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
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For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.
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The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor...
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“Three things tell a man: his eyes, his friends and his favorite quotes.”
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Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.
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I didn't change, I just found myself.
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