I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon Johnson
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contractions are only two minut... UNKNOWN I know he was definitely beaten by her. I saw it many times. But we had a different way of dealing w... DAVID GEST I don't think it's unethical to have a wife volunteer to have a piece of her liver given to her chil... ARTHUR CAPLAN The courts have let her get away with a lot. Heck, they let her get away with almost murder now. JASON MCGREGOR If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can l... DON RICKLES He caught her, and he held her, and he let her cry, and cry, and cry, and he let her use his sheets ... TARA JANZEN Take good hold of instruction and don't let her go, keep her for she is your life. BIBLE I told her we're still fighting for her. And she shouldn't give up, because we're not. But I think t... BOB SCHINDLER If I had cared about her as I should have, as I thought I did, how could I have let her go? JOHN GREEN But we want to do what is right for Miss America, and to force her to stay here would not have been ... JEFF VASSER A sick wife who is kind ,to her husband and virtuous in her conduct, may be superseded ,only with he... GURU NANAK As each Sister is to become a Co-Worker of Christ in the slums, each ought to understand what God an... MOTHER THERESA I believe I've got the best of both worlds - a modern man with old fashioned values. I'm hap... IAN WATSON I think she's amazing. After first meeting her, I wanted to just listen to her more and wanted her t... RANDY CHARLES Let Zephyr only breathe
And with her tresses play. WILLIAM DRUMMOND (1) Then you shouldn't have thrown her away when she was your wife. Now she ain't. Now she's somethin' t... KRISTEN ASHLEY Love her enough to let her live. NELY CAB Best strategy for a first date is to ask her questions. Just keeping asking her questions about hers... MICHAEL IAN BLACK I have no fear of her burying us with her prison poncho throwing a homemade pie, ... She's no threat... STOCKWELL DAY I have no fear of her burying us with her prison poncho throwing a homemade pie. She's no threat to ... STOCKWELL DAY I think the girl who is able to earn her own living and pay her own way should be as happy as anybod... SUSAN B. ANTHONY I'm greedy, and I have a house to pay for and a wife. She has a job of her own, but I bleed her ... DANA SNYDER If she had touched me," he said very softly, "I would have been hers and not my own, not ever again.... PETER S. BEAGLE I've learned a lot about responsibility by watching her. Everybody has their own way of dealing with... CAMERON DIAZ I might have been in love with the idea of her. I might have loved the attention. But I didn’t lov... MICHELLE DALTON We had been following (the power points) and figured this had a chance of happening. The thing I tol... MARTIN APPEL Let Love wrap her sacred arms around you to keep you safe. LASHONDA C. HENDERSON Let children alone... the education of habit is successful in so far as it enables the mother to let... CHARLOTTE M. MASON You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she lov... BOB MARLEY We've been fortunate to have found some places. We're real gypsies. Amy works hard on her own and sh... DENNIS HARDESTY We're comfortable. We're happy. We try to make our life interesting. When you're old, you have to do... FRANK BERNDT A wife encourages her husband's egoism in order to encourage her own. RUSSELL GREEN A wife encourages her husband's egoism in order to encourage her own. RUSSEL GREEN When they killed him, Mother wouldn't hold her peace, so they slit her throat. I was stupid then, be... MARK LAWRENCE Let her know that her look really works for you. OSCAR AULIQ-ICE Let her know that her look really works for you. AULIQ ICE And Judah said, Let her take it to her, lest we be shamed: behold, I sent this kid, and thou hast no... BIBLE Once I had her hand, I never wanted to let go of her. OTTILIE WEBER Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see t... THE BIBLE I do not understand that because I do not want a negro woman for a slave I must necessarily want her... ABRAHAM LINCOLN At first, Erica knew since Heather was out, it was her turn to step up and, naturally, she forced it... TONY GIESE Take fast hold of instruction; let her not go: keep her; for she is thy life (Proverbs 4:13). 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JOHNSON Our society is illuminated by the spiritual insights of the Hebrew prophets. America and Israel have... LYNDON B. JOHNSON I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. LYNDON B. JOHNSON I believe we can continue the Great Society while we fight in Vietnam. LYNDON B. JOHNSON I pray we are still a young and courageous nation, that we have not grown so old and so fat and so p... LYNDON B. JOHNSON Light at the end of the tunnel? We don't even have a tunnel; we don't even know where the tunnel is. LYNDON B. JOHNSON Curtis Le May wants to bomb Hanoi and Haiphong. You know how he likes to go around bombing. LYNDON B. JOHNSON Poverty has many roots, but the tap root is ignorance LYNDON B. JOHNSON There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration. LYNDON B. JOHNSON Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife. LYNDON B. JOHNSON I hear the headlines on the radio, see them on TV and read them in the paper. When I hear from the m... LYNDON B. JOHNSON Better to have them inside the tent pissing out than outside pissing in LYNDON B. JOHNSON It's probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in. LYNDON B. JOHNSON We did not choose to be the guardians of the gate, but there is no one else. LYNDON B. JOHNSON We are in the midst of a great transition from narrow nationalism to international partnership LYNDON B. JOHNSON A rioter with a Molotov cocktail in his hands is not fighting for civil rights any more than a Klans... LYNDON B. JOHNSON I don't believe I'll ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs, no matter how successful ... LYNDON B. JOHNSON He was the one person I ever knew, anywhere, who was never afraid. LYNDON B. JOHNSON Organized crime constitutes nothing less than a guerrilla war against society LYNDON B. JOHNSON Books and ideas are the most effective weapons against intolerance and ignorance. LYNDON B. JOHNSON It should be a place where each individual's dignity and self-respect is strengthened by the respect... LYNDON B. JOHNSON What convinces is conviction LYNDON B. JOHNSON I believe, with abiding conviction, that this people-nurtured by their deep faith, tutored by their ... LYNDON B. JOHNSON We often say how impressive power is. But I do not find it impressive at all. The guns and the bombs... LYNDON B. JOHNSON This, then, is the state of the union: free and restless, growing and full of hope. So it was in the... LYNDON B. JOHNSON We have entered an age in which education is not just a luxury permitting some men an advantage over... LYNDON B. JOHNSON It is the genius of our Constitution that under its shelter of enduring institutions and rooted prin... LYNDON B. JOHNSON No member of our generation who wasn't a Communist or a dropout in the thirties is worth a damn. LYNDON B. JOHNSON John F. Kennedy was the victim of the hate that was a part of our country. It is a disease that occu... LYNDON B. JOHNSON I believe the destiny of your generation - and your nation - is a rendezvous with excellence. LYNDON B. JOHNSON I'd much rather have that fellow inside my tent pissing out, than outside my tent pissing in. LYNDON B. JOHNSON I'm tired. I'm tired of feeling rejected by the American people. I'm tired of waking up ... LYNDON B. JOHNSON Our most tragic error may have been our inability to establish a rapport and a confidence with the p... LYNDON B. JOHNSON A man without a vote is a man without protection. LYNDON B. JOHNSON Ask him about the cemeteries, Dean!" In 1966 upon being told that President Charles DeGau... LYNDON B. JOHNSON The last thing I wanted to do was to be a wartime President. LYNDON B. JOHNSON It is important that the United States remain a two-party system. I'm a fellow who likes small p... LYNDON B. JOHNSON Presidents quickly realize that while a single act might destroy the world they live in, no one sing... LYNDON B. JOHNSON This administration here and now declares unconditional war on poverty. LYNDON B. JOHNSON The Russians feared Ike. They didn't fear me. LYNDON B. JOHNSON He’s [Nixon] like a Spanish horse, who runs faster than anyone for the first nine lengths and then... LYNDON B. JOHNSON I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad. LYNDON B. JOHNSON Education is not a problem. Education is an opportunity. LYNDON B. JOHNSON We won, so what more can you say? We would've liked to break a record, but that didn't happen tonigh... LYNDON FERNS The rationale seems to be that we keep people as victims by validating them, empathizing with them, ... KYRIAN LYNDON That is a phenomenal return on your investment dollars, and I expect 2006 to be another strong year ... LYNDON HOLDEMAN Believe it or not, Boise is poised to be the No. 1 market for appreciation in 2006, and that has man... LYNDON HOLDEMAN