I have never been an ambitious person, and my participation in this industry is a fluke, but only male writers can afford to be coy and self-deprecating.

I've always been a writer, I've always been a storyteller, but I never thought about screenwriting.

I know white clothing is supposed to enhance that summer glow, but writers don't tan.

The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be white, a color that attracts ketchup, wine, garlic aioli, and any other foodstuffs I might otherwise be able to enjoy if I wasn't wearing ridiculously tight pants.

I'm not an especially highbrow person, but I have always loved small, quirky, edgy movies.

I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide.