I have never written anything in one draft, not even a grocery list, although I have heard from friends that this is actually possible.

When you've written your characters into a corner, you just hand the manuscript over to your partner and make her fix it.

I have watched "All My Children" since it started. Can you believe Erica was the one who ran over Maria and Kelsey?

I am a Colorado native, and, no, I did not vote for the anti-gay amendment or the same-sex marriage ban, and I am not a member of a militia.

"I am," I said To no one there And no one heard at all Not even the chair "I am," I cried "I am," said I And I am lost, and I can't even say why Leavin' me lonely still

A little effort goes a long way. Do one or two things on the list, not all of them. Otherwise, do a good job with the basics and be a friendly, hospitable host. As word gets around and your guests become regulars, your off-season problem will solve itself.