I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me.

I had no idea it would be as painful as it was, ... It really stung.

When I auditioned for the part, I had no idea how beloved the BBC version was. If I had known, I would have been scared out of my mind. I just wanted to do something funny and slightly different. I didn't want to be held up to a TV icon.

I don't think my kids have to worry too much about me embarrassing them because that's not how I would want to grow up, with wacky dad showing up at school and performing for everyone.

You have no idea how expensive it is to look this cheap.

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.