I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will give you my word that, in case of my appointment, I will not be a Republican; I will do my best to pull with you, and not embarrass you. In fact, my views on European affairs are so in accord with You, Mr. President, that I might almost be suspected of being a Democrat.
Will Rogers
Related I always loved you, Will, whatever you did. And now I need you to do for me what I cannot do for mys... CASSANDRA CLARE You must come home with me and be my guest;
You will give joy to me, and I will do
All that is... PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY My Lord God, I have no idea where I am going. I do not see the road ahead of me. I cannot know for c... THOMAS MERTON You can tempt me, desert me, or cause me great pain; you can create a dark world that my cause me to... CHRIS STEWART There is no room in my body for anything but you. My arms love you, my ears adore you, my knees shak... WILLIAM GOLDMAN Moreover, I have boundary issues with men. Or maybe that's not fair to say. One must have boundaries... ELIZABETH GILBERT You are always here with me when I do so, at least in my heart, and it is impossible for me to remem... NICHOLAS SPARKS Time and Nemesis will do that which I would not, were it in my power remote or immediate. You will s... GEORGE GORDON BYRON God, I dont have great faith, but I can be faithful. My belief in you may be seasonal, but my fait... GORDON ATKINSON You are all I think about. You know that right? You haunt my mind, but in a good way. You are absolu... MARY PITTMAN I appreciate the fact that you have one redeeming quality, Jack, but that is all it is. Just a hint ... K.A. LINDE I see that my presence is burdensome to you. Painful as it was for me to become convinced of it, I s... LEO TOLSTOY My hope is that I will take the good from my experiences and extrapolate them further into areas wit... SONIA SOTOMAYOR There is no moment of my life when you are not a part of me; you hold my heart; you guard my soul; ... ROBERT SEXTON I love you. I always will.. I'll always return to you to claim you as mine.. I will work for you, to... BENJAMIN HASTINGS I am not more gifted than the average human being. If you know anything about history, you would kno... ALBERT EINSTEIN It's your weakness gives them their strength. Mark how they dare not speak to me. A nameless horror ... JEAN-PAUL SARTRE Please God, said the embryo, I think that You made me in the shape which I now have for reasons best... T. H. (TERENCE HANBURY) WHITE I am approached with the most opposite opinions and advice, and that by religious men, who are equal... ABRAHAM LINCOLN I am not a twenty-two-year-old boy; I am not a besotted fool. If you think to jilt me, think again. ... BRENDA JOYCE Moreover, I have boundary issues with men. Or maybe that’s not fair to say. To have issues with bo... ELIZABETH GILBERT I have no regrets in my life, but this. That we did not have time. That I did not have time with you... SARAH J. MAAS Antonio: Will you stay no longer? nor will you not that I go with you? Sebastian: By your pa... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I will never not be poor, so what does it matter if I don't pay a thing and a half this week instead... LINDA TIRADO I can't promise you an ordinary experience, Kate. I wish I could transform myself into a normal man ... AMY PLUM i want to be the best i can be but when i cant i'll try my best to achieve my goal my goals in life ... DALLY SALAD I enjoy my work, no matter who I am working with. Even if you give me a solo silent film, I will enj... SONAKSHI SINHA I am already kindly disposed towards you. My friendship it is not in my power to give: this is a gif... WILLIAM WORDSWORTH I am Adelina Amouteru , the phantoms whispered to my father, speaking my most frightening thou... MARIE LU The worst will happen. Think of me, children, when that day comes. I have foreseen it and predicted ... KLAUS MANN Feast of Hugh, Carthusian Monk, Bishop of Lincoln, 1200 [God desires] not that He may say to them... GEORGE MACDONALD What my future will not be is active politics in the Liberal Democrat party. PADDY ASHDOWN I will travel thousands miles to be with you when you are sad. I will not close my eyes while you ar... PETER SAYSOMPHANE I love you, Allie. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I... NICHOLAS SPARKS I love you, Allie. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I... NICHOLAS SPARKS Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly;In my own way, and with my full consent.Say what you wi... EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY Now let me get something straight: you are not in my debt. You can't be. Impossible - because I neve... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN When the world tells us that it is impossible and when the world is falling from underneath us, and ... MORDRED If there is one thing that I take pride in, it is the fact that I never, ever make a charge without ... VINCENT BUGLIOSI All men have stars, but they are not the same things for different people. For some, who are travele... ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY If i was to tell you how much i miss you words would overwhelm me all i can say is every beat of my ... ATONG TULBA I am a sick man... I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased. Howeve... FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY u are my dream for which i walk through
No measure of time with you
will be long enough
so,
lets sta... RISHABH SHARMA My God, if I had a heart, I would write my hatred on ice and wait for the sun to come out. [...]I ha... JOHNY WELCH What a terrible thing it is to botch a farewell. I am a person who believes in form, in the harmony ... YANN MARTEL So what I want to know is why it is that I can no longer find you, in my mind. You are still there, ... NEIL GAIMAN I will tell you what I will do and what I will not do. I will not serve that in which I no longer be... JAMES JOYCE I will tell you what I will do and what I will not do. I will not serve that in which I no longer be... JAMES JOYCE The brief relief of seeing other people when I leave my room turns into a desperate need to be alone... ELIZABETH WURTZEL I want you, Hank. I'm much more of an animal than you think. I wanted you from the first moment I sa... AYN RAND Says O'Sullivan to me, "Mr. Fay, I'll have a word wid yeh?" "Certainly," says I; "what can I do for ... JACK LONDON My dearest, I write this letter by candlelight as you lie sleeping. And though I can't hear th... NICHOLAS SPARKS I was warned that Mr. Thomas and the Garden would launch a campaign to smear me, and I am not surpri... ANUCHA BROWNE SANDERS I think, therefore I am? No, I simply am. I am. I am. I am. I will still be if I didn... KAMAND KOJOURI Are you going to change yet again, shift your position according to the questions that are put to yo... MICHEL FOUCAULT I appeal from your customs. I must be myself. I cannot break myself any longer for you, or you. If y... RALPH WALDO EMERSON Will you be mine?
When my people go away,
When I loose my loved ones
When I feel I lost myself......... NISHI DE SILVA Antonio, I speak to you from beyond the grave, in seriousness. I have loved you with all my shameful... LOUIS DE BERNIèRES You will be my president and I wish you the very best, ZELL MILLER His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has... MARK TWAIN I ask you neither for health nor for sickness, for life nor for death; but that you may dispose of m... BLAISE PASCAL I lived for you. And I lived for Will, and then I lived for Tessa - and for myself, because I wanted... CASSANDRA CLARE I am not the sum total of my accomplishments, for no matter how much I exhaust myself acquiring thos... CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my ... LEMONY SNICKET I am not an angel,' I asserted; 'and I will not be one till I die: I will be myself. Mr. Rochester, ... CHARLOTTE BRONTë I have told you that, no matter how many times you have refused to enter the sanctuary, you have onl... PAUL FERINNI One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk... KAHLIL GIBRAN Every group of friends has that one experience that, no matter where you are you carry it with you f... DR. KARAN M PAI I will give you a few guarantees of my own, Mukthar. I guarantee that before the sun sets, even if y... ANDREW ASHLING I have a big heart and give with love everywhere I go, i am hungry for life and if you do me bad you... JOHN MAIORANA (OOHGIOVANNI) Your soul sings to mine. My soul is yours, and it always will be, in any world. No matter what happe... LAINI TAYLOR I am a lonely man," he said again that evening. "And is it not possible that you are also a lonely p... SōSEKI NATSUME I know things that eventually fades away and dies but one thing is for sure...and will stays as what... GUITARSDEPRESSIONS The problem with looking in the mirror is that you never know how you will feel about what you see. ... CHIMAMANDA NGOZI ADICHIE I am not interested in winning every battle. I do not care about a win that will compromise my value... RANKOPA HERMAN MOLEFI In my view of the present aspect of affairs, there is no need of bloodshed and war. There is no nece... ABRAHAM LINCOLN ...I will exile my thoughts if they think of you again, and I will rip my lips out if they say your ... KNUT HAMSUN I, the soul named Wanderer, love you, human Ian and that will never change no matter what I might be... STEPHENIE MEYER I'll understand if you don't want me. But I will be heartbroken. You are all I ever dreamed of and h... MAEVE BINCHY Reagan, I pledge to you my trust and loyalty. You are it for me, for better or for worse, for richer... TERRI E. LAINE I'm aware that many of my friends will be saddened and shocked, or shock-saddened, over some of ... J. D. SALINGER Christ says, "Give me All. I don't want so much of your time and so much of your money and so much o... C.S. LEWIS With me, illusions are bound to be shattered. I am here to shatter all illusions. Yes, it will irrit... OSHO This is my heart—carry it with you. I will dream of you in the dark, and you will taste it in my t... CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE They say when you really love someone, you should be willing to set them free. So that is what I am ... TABITHA SUZUMA Wherever I go, I'll always see you. You'll always be with me. And there's no happy ending coming her... ELIZABETH SCOTT you are not in my debt. You can’t be. Impossible—because I never do anything I don’t want to d... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN They say you cannot love two people equally at once,” she said. “And perhaps for others that is ... CASSANDRA CLARE As I said, you have mistaken me for another. London is full of drab little peahens, sir. Now, then, ... CHARLOTTE FEATHERSTONE It's not an obsession, it's a devotion. My promise to her is to do this to the best of my ability. I... GOLDA MEIR You are giving an eternal pleasure of life that one can give the maximum enthusiasm to make his lovi... NISHI DE SILVA "I have said to my well-wishers, 'Thank you for the trouble that you are taking with me, but I am to... OSHO I appeal from your customs. I must be myself. I cannot break myself any longer for you, or you. If y... RALPH WALDO EMERSON I was very privileged and really blessed with so many material and spiritual gifts that I should giv... CORAZON AQUINO I guess I'm a little disappointed in the president who says unless you're willing to do everything m... DICK ARMEY This is who I am, Rachel . Accept it or not. The tattoos won’t wash off. The earrings will never c... KATIE MCGARRY For my part, I do not feel that the scheme of future happiness, which ought by rights to be in prepa... JAMES PAYN A feeling, for which I have no name, has taken possession of my soul —a sensation which will admit... EDGAR ALLAN POE My friends in college, several of whom are still my closest companions, would tell you that I was al... MAHERSHALA ALI You don't think I could bring myself to mark your lovely skin? I'll take my knife to you, if that's ... NENIA CAMPBELL
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WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ... WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio... WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it... WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you... WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials. WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected. WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their... WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo... WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do... WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a... WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ... WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ... WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ... WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. 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WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous... WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a... WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo... WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t... WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat. WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's. WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu... WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every mor... WILL ROGERS