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I have not come here with a little wolf bark, but have come to talk plain with you.


Black Kettle

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HOLLY BLACK I would remain nearer you for what time there is."

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CILLA BLACK You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.
LEWIS BLACK Someday I would like to be the kind of writer who barrels through a draft, but I can't even seem...
HOLLY BLACK The Founding Fathers gave the free press the protection it must have to bare the secrets of governme...
HUGO BLACK I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and th...
LEWIS BLACK Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
LEWIS BLACK People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.
LEWIS BLACK One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'...
LEWIS BLACK If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to Th...
JACK BLACK Men are dark animals. Women are the same. But if the females wish to survive, they need to mate with...
ROBERT BLACK I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
JACK BLACK Big don't mean ugly, and thin sho don't mean pretty. If a person wants to be pretty, they gotta walk...
DANIEL BLACK The U.S. prosecution service is eating at the soul of the American republic. It is an absolute dange...
CONRAD BLACK I'm an untrained musician. Untrained musicians don't really have any music theory, they don&...
FRANK BLACK In writing, a good guy must never break any of the Ten Commandments. A bad guy must break every one....
KIMBERLY BLACK At least 80 percent of American prisoners are grossly over-sentenced. The Supreme Court knows this, ...
CONRAD BLACK I love to hang out and talk to people on set, especially when I start a new job to get to know them....
CLAUDIA BLACK I need to stop fantasizing about running away to some other life and start figuring out the one I ha...
HOLLY BLACK Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the governme...
HUGO BLACK For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my ...
LEWIS BLACK The Framers of the Constitution knew that free speech is the friend of change and revolution. But th...
HUGO BLACK That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset some...
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