I have seen the day, when, if a man made himself ridiculous, the world would laugh at him. But now, everything that is mean, disgusting, and absurd, pleases them but so much the better!
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Related The idea is to believe me... but as far as I see the world... to believe is a sin... to trust me one... DEYTH BANGER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. JEFFREY FRY You Have Seen the Cure for Cancer Many Times, Even Right Now! So the Problem is Not Finding a Cure, ... THEHEALTHFOODGURU I haven't seen him since that day. So all the stuff about everything else is just made up. TERI HATCHER When one sees what happens in the world between the religions, the different religions - killing eac... OMAR SHARIF The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL He has so much confidence in himself now. He understands so well what we're trying to do. It's made ... GIL HASKELL My dad's been around the game for so long. He's seen so much, he's taught so much that nothing reall... ANDY BENSON When things are difficult, awful, stressful, the thing that always gets you through is a sense of hu... PAUL MERTON If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man ... ABRAHAM CAHAN I am a ridiculous person. Now they call me a madman. That would be a promotion if it were not that I... FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY Job interview is basically a process in which if an interviewee gives all answers honestly to the in... ANUJ SOMANY PEACE IS THE OBJECTIVE TO WAR, BUT THE BLOOD RUNNETH STILL NATALIE URQUIETA If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a ... ABRAHAM CAHAN Can anything be imagined so ridiculous, that this miserable and wretched creature [man], who is not ... MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE That's really sad," Beth said softly, "To have no one left. R.J. SCOTT I have made many mistakes and done a lot of foolish things, but when I look back on the person I was... THOMAS MOORE Oh my God. I've seen him at parties. The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know ... JOHN GREEN Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do SOTONYE ANGA I know I've got a disgusting body, but I think it's funny, so I'm gonna make people laugh at it. BLINK 182 Whenever man decides that he is competent to do as he pleases he is soon enjoying Hell on earth, par... BERNARD IDDINGS BELL Luckily, Chelsea hit those free throws at the end. If we would have made them at the beginning, it w... CONNIE ALLEN Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more. HENRY WARD BEECHER They give me so much joy and I wanna make a better world for them. I'm just grateful every day that ... ANGELINA JOLIE I have only to contemplate myself; man comes from nothing, passes through time, and disappears forev... ALEXIS DE TOCQUEVILLE If anyone says that sex, in itself, is bad, Christianity contradicts him at once. But, of course, wh... C.S. LEWIS You can't be that or that or that... but you can try to behave as that... So, what next!?... DEYTH BANGER It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long a... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW It would have been so pointless to kill himself that, even if he had wanted to, the pointlessness wo... FRANZ KAFKA I feel sorry and for the both characters the drama for the girl, which was unknown was one very big,... DEYTH BANGER The absurd depends as much on man as on the world. For the moment, it is all that links them togethe... ALBERT CAMUS I've seen disgusting excess in business, and I've seen disgusting excess in Washington. But ... ESTHER DYSON Here is one fact 1 minute to finish the class, 1 day to die, one day behind that fact, one day in th... DEYTH BANGER Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. GLORIA VANDERBILT When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. THOMAS SZASZ When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.. THOMAS SZASZ He was effectively erratic I guess. That was probably the most erratic we've seen him in a while. Bu... WILLIE RANDOLPH Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and bloody religion that has ever infected the... VOLTAIRE Only about one percent of the historic habitat exists. Half of the (agricultural lands) have subside... ROBIN GROSSINGER I would traverse not once more, but often the hell of my inner being. One day I would be a better ha... HERMANN HESSE Perhaps a physicist would know at once why this whole idea was absurd. But then, perhaps a physicist... ORSON SCOTT CARD When men allow other people to ridicule, laugh and jeer at the truth, that cannot but bring sorrow t... SUNDAY ADELAJA I thought ... that I was carried in the will of Him I love, but now I see that I walk with it. I tho... C.S. LEWIS Intelligence is only relevant when applied, what matters more is that a man can laugh at himself DANIEL ROBERT O'NEILL If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better... CHUCK PALAHNIUK When I saw him at his best
When everything was at its worst
He has proven me and the rest of the wor... HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS I have never seen . . . so slippery, so disgusting a candidate. BILL CLINTON But we live in a modern world, you know, and, and also it does seem to me that if you - that whateve... TIM CURRY Robert De Niro, I have loved this man forever. I mean, I think I have seen the 'Godfather' 3... JOY MANGANO So many people never find the one, because they are too lazy to work hard on something that will las... PHILIP T. M. I think what human beings need is to be able to laugh at the absurd, hold on to ambiguity, and learn... TAVI GEVINSON Aside from all that, she was carrying about a million tons of titanium ore to the heavy industries o... CHRISTINA ENGELA And since today’s all there is for now, that’s everything. Who knows if I’ll be dead the ... ALBERTO CAEIRO Satan is neither omnipotent nor free to do everything he pleases. Prince of the world he may be, but... HAROLD LINDSELL Speaking theoretically, in a completely made-up world where 'Will & Grace' is coming bac... MEGAN MULLALLY Open your mind. Accept differences. Yearn for peace. Heal the world. MATSHONA DHLIWAYO An emotionally locked person refuses to let go of their sad memories and live in the now. KILROY J. OLDSTER When you're a kid, they tell you it's all... grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a ki... ELTON POPE When you're a kid, they tell you it's all "Grow up, Get a job. Get married. Get a house, Have a kid.... ~DOCTOR WHO I've been everywhere in the world, seen everything, had everything a man can have. MUHAMMAD ALI He's ridiculous. I've never seen anybody have the kind of impact he has. He's getting better and bet... HARRISON SMITH The world is a beautiful place to be born into if you don't mind happiness not always... LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI If you had told me when he made the switch that he would be on the Olympic team, I would have said h... PAUL HEDRICK Yes I love him. I love him more than anything else in this world and there is nothing that I would l... NEIL GAIMAN I love you so much, so incredibly much," he went on, "and I forget when you're close to me, I forget... CASSANDRA CLARE That’s cool, Leo.” Johnson was damn near standing on top of him as he spoke, but he’d be damne... A.E. VIA Human infirmity in moderating and checking the emotions I name bondage : for, when a man is a prey t... BARUCH SPINOZA I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them. OSCAR WILDE I'll find you, don't worry. My body won't be with you all the time, but you'll always have my heart.... P.C. CAST The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute'... MICHAEL J. FOX you could hit someone over the head with a hammer and they would say, "gee, thanks, it feels so much... PETER WALSTROM Let him who elevates himself above humanity . . . say, if he pleases, "I will never compromise"; but... HENRY CLAY Now, I think that I should have known that he was magic all along. I did know it - but I should have... JACKIE KENNEDY I have had a couple of shouts and one of them is very interesting. But everything is very much up in... LEE HENDRIE He devoted himself to the preservation of trees, and when I say devoted, I mean that he made it a fu... SUSAN TURNER I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tel... LUKE WILSON When one has been married over thirty years, of course it would be absurd not to admit there have be... LOUIS JOURDAN It is good to know what a man is, and also what the world takes him for. But you do not understand h... F. H. BRADLEY If a doctor or nurse had been with him when he'd been injured, she would have made the others carry ... BASMA ABDEL AZIZ If I was at home watching, I would have thought the same thing: 'Well, she's good now, but that's 'c... KELLY CLARKSON Oh happy day! A day to make a hay! And when it is mid-day, think about the day! And when you think a... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can co... VACLAV HAVEL Obviously, so much can happen between now and then. But you'd have to assume the presumptive nominee... TOM DASCHLE The simplest way to better the world is one good deed at a time. MATSHONA DHLIWAYO His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING A man needs to look, not down, but up to standards set so much above his ordinary self as to make hi... IRVING BABBITT and I laugh, I can still laugh, who can't laugh when the whole thing is so ridiculous that... CHARLES BUKOWSKI That was a big concern at first. I know in the grand scheme of things that sports really don't mean ... MEL GARDNER I feel much better this year, more energetic. My teammates say I'm much more social now. Instead of ... LATOYA PRINGLE Royse Bergon: "I've seen your integrity in action. It...widened my world. I'd been raised by my fath... LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD It's amazing. We're really fortunate that someone took the initiative to go into the house and get h... BOBBIE JO DUNN They're ridiculous. They're absurd. They're really mean-spirited without any findings. JAMES COBB I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can... LUKE WILSON I was over it the next day. I'm pitching the World Series now, [so] that really doesn't mean a whole... BRAD LIDGE You talk as if a god had made the Machine," cried the other. "I believe that you pray to it when you... E.M. FORSTER He likes the poor things of the world the best,
I would not, therefore, if I could be rich.
It... ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, And Spring came the day after tomorrow, I would die... ALBERTO CAEIRO There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher. OLIVER GOLDSMITH
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JOANNA KRUPA Courage doesn't mean being free from fear; it means learning to work through fear and speak even whe... JOANNA BROOKS I'm really such a bumbler! Writing fiction is like arranging furniture in a dark room. I can'... JOANNA SCOTT If the rules of a language are followed, words usually make sense. But these very rules can stir the... JOANNA SCOTT I've experienced huge kindness here, a great welcome and some very generous reviews without the ... JOANNA TROLLOPE When I was 18, I took it for granted and was eager to move on to the bigger cities like Boston and t... JOANNA GOING In order to survive as a race, as a planet, you must learn to share light. There is no other way. JOANNA GAWN I used to panic and get rattled when I was young, but as I've got older, I've started litera... JOANNA LUMLEY To have real issues to delve into, research-wise, always makes it a lot more satisfying to me. I can... JOANNA GOING The objective is to raise the profile of the city to its residents and visitors. JOANNA ORMESHER Here we go then," Dad says. "Motoring towards our dreams, Bridge." "You shouldn't follow dreams... JOANNA CAMPBELL You can't be vain as an actor. In 'Ab Fab,' we were made up as old women with bald wigs ... JOANNA LUMLEY I have a collection of lucky pennies, and I like to carry some of them with me. So far, they seem to... JOANNA GARCIA In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each ... JOANNA LUMLEY I've been dealing with the press for 45 years. You need a very long spoon to sup with them. Whil... JOANNA LUMLEY The very first Walnut Whales recording was recorded just a few weeks after I had started singing, ou... JOANNA NEWSOM Typing was, as the placement agency lady had assured me, like riding a bike: my fingers remembered t... JOANNA RAKOFF I am consciously not trying to bring in World Music elements. The ways that I work and feel are comp... JOANNA NEWSOM I think most of the world would like to be Scottish. All the Americans who come here never look for ... JOANNA LUMLEY The voiceless and most defenseless ones are the animals, so most of my attention goes to them. JOANNA KRUPA One pretty amazing thing we learned early on was that the more time we spent together, the better ou... JOANNA GAINES I don't mean to be trite about abortion, but I do feel it's a woman's body, and I don... JOANNA CASSIDY The trouble with men is that they have limited minds. That's the trouble with women, too." JOANNA RUSS There's an appetite for vigour in films. The camera loves a bit of movement. Movement is usually... JOANNA LUMLEY As my mother once said: The boys throw stones at the frogs in jest. But the frogs die in ... JOANNA RUSS Cameras love pretty girls and craggy, old character men more than they can take craggy, old characte... JOANNA LUMLEY I used to go out wearing any old rubbish, no make-up, nothing, but since mobile phones, that has all... JOANNA LUMLEY There's no being out too late in Whileaway, or up too early, or in the wrong part of town, or unesco... JOANNA RUSS While it can be pleasurable to move speedily through a work of fiction, there's a different sort... JOANNA SCOTT I'd describe myself as a saver, but just sometimes I can spend like a kicking horse! Ryman is th... JOANNA LUMLEY There's a lot of weight on the shoulders of a single parent, and that's taken a lot of energ... JOANNA CASSIDY I finally believed it was actually a beautiful thing to be unique and to be different. JOANNA GAINES I never go to the gym - I can't be doing with it. But I run up and down the stairs, wash my feet... JOANNA LUMLEY I think I'm a spiritual person. I don't really go to church often when services are on, but ... JOANNA LUMLEY I've never been interested enough to have a career trajectory. I've never had any ambition o... JOANNA LUMLEY