I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer.

Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.

The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist's office.

if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent.

Stealing a Rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.

There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.