I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Hutchison's Law:
Any occurrence requiring undivided attention will be accompanied by a compelling distraction.

Henderson sighed. There was a time, he reflected, when the coming of this night meant something. A dark Europe, groaning in superstitious fear, dedicated this Eve to the grinning Unknown. A million doors had once been barred against the evil visitants, a million prayers mumbled, a million candles lit. There was something majestic about the idea, Henderson reflected.

Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.