I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

Doctors didn't know what to do with me.

College kids, don't be taking examples from me.

Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.

I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.