I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more.

I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more. But I could not walk into a hotel in America and get a cup of coffee, and that made me mad.

It's like chess, you know. The Queen saves the King.

I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.

Why do the Gods make kings and queens if not to protect the ones who can't protect themselves?

Everybody must be managed. Queens must be managed. Kings must be managed, for men want managing almost as much as women, and that's saying a good deal.