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I haven’t been avoiding you,”

“You’re lying. The last time we were both at dinner, you got up in the middle of Mom’s fajita presentation and said you forgot to feed your cat.”

Uh-oh.

“So?”

“You don’t have a cat.


Kristen Ashley

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KRISTEN STEWART I just really am trying, trying, all the time. But I like to be scared. I love to suddenly feel out ...
KRISTEN STEWART You have to be OK with your own fears. If you're an honest person, you'll make mistakes, but...
KRISTEN STEWART I never expected that this would be my life.
KRISTEN STEWART It's okay', you know? It's okay to be you. It's okay to just not be okay. It's o...
KRISTEN STEWART When I dress up, I have to have a lot of help. I was in a T-shirt until a few minutes ago.
KRISTEN STEWART Really, I'm incredibly disjointed and not candid. Just in general, my thoughts tend to come out ...
KRISTEN STEWART I'm asked all the time in interviews about who I am, and I know a few people my age who have a s...
KRISTEN STEWART I have the best roommates in the world! It creates a fun sense of family... and that's really im...
KRISTEN BELL I loved Catholic school. I didn't like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I...
KRISTEN BELL There is one absolute truth. The sum of my existence equals you.
KRISTEN CALLIHAN It sounds so cheesy, but there's something very powerful about looking in the mirror and asking ...
KRISTEN WIIG My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making peopl...
KRISTEN JOHNSTON Think of the Christmas present
of gashes you opened when, in an attempt
to be Superman, y...
KRISTEN HENDERSON Oblong stones sink
slow and sideways. Shaped
by the weight of waves,
dutifully vibr...
KRISTEN HENDERSON He may take long walks
in the raining dark
almost aimlessly
to a spot of soaked grass...
KRISTEN HENDERSON I've always had an aversion to looking sexy, but I've grown out of it.
KRISTEN STEWART There are things that directors know about me that people shouldn't know. But everyone's rea...
KRISTEN STEWART I've worked with women who I've never wanted to tell anything about myself to, and I've ...
KRISTEN STEWART I'm not in the business of becoming famous. And that's the advice I give to younger aspiring...
KRISTEN BELL I love playing the bad girl.
KRISTEN RENTON I like making pies. I have a bunch of fruit trees in my backyard. My loquat tree sprouted, and I lik...
KRISTEN STEWART I loved Veronica right off the bat. She was so strong and I think it is so important because there a...
KRISTEN BELL The strangest part about being famous is you don't get to give first impressions anymore. Everyo...
KRISTEN STEWART Whether our caretaker was our mom, dad, uncle, aunt, grandparent, foster parent, or sibling, our blu...
KRISTEN CROCKETT I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with - do...
KRISTEN BELL I don't want to be Angelina Jolie. Not that Angelina Jolie is not the most talented, beautiful, ...
KRISTEN STEWART I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vul...
KRISTEN BELL I would laugh at all my provincial inmates, but I’m too busy lusting. I’m not usually interested...
KRISTEN CHANDLER Do you not understand?” he whispered. “I have never belonged to anyone. Not since I was a child....
KRISTEN CALLIHAN I don't want to discredit people's individuality, but I think people are pretty much the sam...
KRISTEN STEWART I don't like staying in hotels. I like to be in my own bed. San Diego as a city is really awesom...
KRISTEN BELL This is not to be cocky, but, I go over real well at Comic-Con. I've done quite a few Comic-Cons...
KRISTEN BELL Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Of course you cannot keep a ...
KRISTEN MCKEE Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her dear dog a bone.
Though the cupb...
KRISTEN MCKEE There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children
And she still k...
KRISTEN MCKEE Rock-a-bye Baby
In the tree top
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock.
When...
KRISTEN MCKEE I like people-watching and fading into crowds.
KRISTEN JOHNSTON There are certain things in 'Twilight'... As much as I'm proud of that movie and I do li...
KRISTEN STEWART I can rock out anything. I mean, I can rock out a little 'Time After Time'. I can do a littl...
KRISTEN BELL I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly.
KRISTEN JOHNSTON Tournaments like this take the pressure off for a little while because we know that no matter what h...
KRISTEN PALOMBO Hopefully my fan base doesn't lock me into 'Twilight,' you lose yourself. You should do ...
KRISTEN STEWART What was previously perceived as nerdy is now viewed as original. What I like about nerdiness, geeki...
KRISTEN BELL Masses of girls identified with Bella in a really profound way, for want of a better word. The conne...
KRISTEN STEWART In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepar...
KRISTEN SCHAAL I'm a geek who loves fashion. There's been a reinvention of the word geek. It means being pa...
KRISTEN BELL I'm kind of scared. It sounds like it just hits you out of nowhere, but I feel good.
KRISTEN O'NEILL Acting is such a personal thing, which is weird because at the same time it's not. It's for ...
KRISTEN STEWART Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
KRISTEN SCHAAL What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being a...
KRISTEN STEWART I feel a strange sensation brewing inside of me. It tickles my throat and forces my lips into a grin...
KRISTEN SIMMONS I think I'm a bit less inhibited, and not thinking too much before speaking. It's not about ...
KRISTEN STEWART I think people like to see the lives of artists that are legends. They always go through the dark pe...
KRISTEN WIIG You know, it's never wise to tempt the devil"
His gaze lowered to her hand, still locked in his...
KRISTEN CALLIHAN Witnesses saw him with his arm around her throat. He had bashed her head into a pole, breaking her f...
KRISTEN SPIELER There are so few strong roles for women, especially young women. And Veronica is very serious but al...
KRISTEN BELL It was not so much that he was shut out, but that she was trapped inside.
KRISTEN HEITZMANN I wonder what became of you, your Johnny
Rotten skin, no Emerald City eyes.
You'd have bee...
KRISTEN HENDERSON The weddings that I've been in have been pretty mellow.
KRISTEN WIIG If you love it, and work really hard at it, it will really happen, I believe. I'm living proof.
KRISTEN JOHNSTON You should never step outside of your life and look at it like it's this malleable thing you can...
KRISTEN STEWART Everybody's got a little bit of diva deep down inside. We all want to be that star.
KRISTEN BENTLEY As a woman still,
without the right kind of mouth,
my tongue’s of no use.
KRISTEN HENDERSON I drop my face to my hands and scrub hard.

"I wish I had your boobs," I hear Sam announc...
KRISTEN PROBY I need your strength. Yes i am a badass, but there are times that i need someone to hold me up too, ...
KRISTEN PROBY I want to kiss him for caring enough to be jealous, and smack the shit out of him for being so jealo...
KRISTEN PROBY