I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.


Rodney Dangerfield

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I'm leaving because I want to spend more time with my wife in Chicago.
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When I did 'The Tonight Show' and Jay Leno was still there, he was very nice but it was surr...
RODNEY ATKINS
But I have vertigo... I lose my equilibrium easily. I can lean out to look at something and just kee...
RODNEY ATKINS
That's been our Achilles heel. We knew it. It's just a mental thing. We missed opportunities. But to...
RODNEY WESLEY
One of the keys of playing San Francisco is containing Alan when he gets the ball in the high post. ...
RODNEY TENTION
He's the best in the business. He's a beast. We miss his leadership. We miss his smile. We miss his ...
RODNEY HARRISON
I turned around and I saw him down and I just started praying for him because you never want to see ...
RODNEY HARRISON
I don't anticipate any problems. Eric's been in the system. We love both of those guys to death. We ...
RODNEY HARRISON
There's nothing easy about winning a game in the National Football League, let alone winning a champ...
RODNEY HARRISON
We're not defending anything, because we don't have anything. (This) is a new season, just like 2005...
RODNEY HARRISON
It's very hard. You see the score and you want to slack up. But you can't because Cal is on the side...
RODNEY CARNEY
I played against him in basketball tournaments back in New York, prep school, anything you can name ...
RODNEY EPPERSON
The energy of college football rivals that of a live performance for me. I am an extremely analytica...
RODNEY ATKINS
People look at me like I should have been like Malcolm X or Martin Luther King or Rosa Parks. I shou...
RODNEY KING
I won some genetic lottery. I always happened to be strangely good at mathematics in my head. I just...
RODNEY BROOKS
She took a great angle. We've been stressing that. Early on in the season we weren't taking great an...
RODNEY TAYLOR
The great myth that many social scientists want to encourage is that there is an incompatibility bet...
RODNEY STARK
Well, he's a fiery guy. He's very competitive. He's high-spirited, he's emotional. ... I guess he's ...
RODNEY HARRISON
We have to accept that we are just machines. That's certainly what modern molecular biology says...
RODNEY BROOKS
We cannot let these sounds [find] and over-excite a sympathetic resonance.
RODNEY ROCHA
The most glaringly obvious fact about the present case is the significant media and public interest ...
RODNEY MELVILLE
I couldn't live here. The real estate is too high.
RODNEY CARNEY
Do you want me to shut the trial down this afternoon? ... You are not to engage in this kind of inte...
RODNEY MELVILLE
We as taxpayers have put in well over $12 to $15 billion of investment in a repository for high-leve...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN
Let me make it clear: I support health care reform. I just don't support Nancy Pelosi's vers...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN
I think it's better to wear outfits because everyone has on the same thing.
RODNEY HUGHES
I don't see how you can grow as a world without being able to get along with people. So many peo...
RODNEY KING
Hands-on experience is the best way to learn about all the interdisciplinary aspects of robotics.
RODNEY BROOKS
I saw my hometown burning that day.
RODNEY KING
The purpose of the 'Way Forward Group' is simply to do, in a formal way, what the royal family in Br...
RODNEY BARKER
The current sleaze scandal is potentially very, very damaging indeed for the government, because the...
RODNEY BARKER
If you look at almost any prominent political thinking intellectual these days, they have all moved ...
RODNEY BARKER
This is purely an intellectual endeavor.
RODNEY MARTIN
'It's Alright, Ma' would be the prototype for that tune, I freely admit, ... When I was 12 years old...
RODNEY CROWELL
I kicked it in full gear on the last lap, and ran it in like 52 seconds.
RODNEY OYLER
The only place for women in football is making the tea at half-time.
RODNEY MARSH
...but we know better now, don't we?
RODNEY LOVELL
So maybe with the research robots that are out there, people will come up with ways to use them to t...
RODNEY BROOKS
The Keystone pipeline is one of those things that's sort of a political driver. And mostly, the ...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' T...
RODNEY ATKINS
Our external experiences are what make us different. Our internal systems are what make us the same.
RODNEY LOVELL
Judge yourself fairly. Sentence yourself lightly. Pardon yourself often.
RODNEY LOVELL
An infinitesimal illumination is most valuable in the darkest room.
RODNEY LOVELL
Sometimes a significant truth is found in a simple sentence.
RODNEY LOVELL