I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.

He shows great originality, which must be curbed at all cost

Men think about women. Women think about what men think about them.

Why do boys say someone acts like a girl as if it were an insult?

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.