I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards.

Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

My belief is that guns are too easy to get in America. My belief is that the NRA has bought much of our congress, to the point that guns are actually the only unregulated consumer product in America. Think about that. It's stunning.

I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.