I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel to drive the state.'

What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?

Whenever you see a successful woman, look out for three men who are going out of their way to try to block her.

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?

I know the Russian political elite has got used to the Ukraine suffering from an inferiority complex, but I want this to disappear from our relationship.

I ask you, people who care about the soul of Ukraine, those who want to preserve the heart, the spirit and the faith of our country for future generations, to please defend it.