I just saw a clip of Maria Bamford. She has a comedy show that was filmed and performed from her bed - the whole thing supposedly takes place in her bedroom at her parents house in Duluth, MN. I thought it was great and really strange - to have a comedy special without having to leave your bed.

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DANA HILL I love TV. I know all the theme songs from the shows I watch. I'm not one of those who'd rat...
DANA HILL People are never quiet. It's go, go, go. I'm a go-getter, but you need rest and silence, jus...
DANA HILL I like school very much, and I'll go to college if my career slows down. But kids go to college ...
DANA HILL Food as a hobby used to be an elite pastime, and it has become something that is totally ordinary fo...
DANA GOODYEAR I love trying new restaurants.
DANA GOODYEAR I'm a total foodie.
DANA GOODYEAR Ultimately, taste is so niche and so personal.
DANA GOODYEAR I think for diners, it is about crafting an identity around food which we have not really had in a m...
DANA GOODYEAR I find that people in the food world are amazingly willing to talk about what they are doing, even w...
DANA GOODYEAR I don't think that I ever believed that poetry would be a career. I have always thought of poems...
DANA GOODYEAR I was terrified of taking the G.R.E.
DANA GOODYEAR For me, it makes sense to address shocking experiences through poems because of the way poems also h...
DANA GOODYEAR There's something about the shape that a poem takes in my mind before I write it that has to do ...
DANA GOODYEAR I will eat disgusting things, but only those with long established culinary traditions.
DANA GOODYEAR Los Angeles is a good city in which to be a reporter. Always entertaining, always an incubator.
DANA GOODYEAR Like funny men, skilled diners are apparently perceived to have an evolutionary advantage.
DANA GOODYEAR Los Angeles is a city of few hard targets. Its iconic buildings are private spaces, mostly residenti...
DANA GOODYEAR My relationship to food is that of an acrophobe to a bridge. Unease masks a desire to jump.
DANA GOODYEAR The food being presented at the most expensive restaurants, by the most sophisticated chefs, was not...
DANA GOODYEAR I developed my taste for coffee at five, staying with my grandmother in Connecticut.
DANA GOODYEAR Like the rest of the city, LAX is coming of age.
DANA GOODYEAR Hollywood, the business, would be just fine if someone were to destroy the Hollywood sign. The city&...
DANA GOODYEAR Food is a lens for culture.
DANA GOODYEAR Christmas cookies can't help but be retro - they are memory first, sugar-flour-egg-redhot-gumdro...
DANA GOODYEAR If this is the end of the world, give me a fork and a knife.
DANA GOODYEAR It's rare to find women who have that balance between work and life, who are really psyched for ...
DANA FOX Audiences know exactly what's coming and they know from the beginning of the movie that everythi...
DANA FOX I won't say, 'I have two degrees; I shouldn't be getting your latte.' Because I paid...
DANA FOX My big philosophy is: Try and work with good people, because the process is your life. That's go...
DANA FOX I'm a believer in paying your dues.
DANA FOX I had amazing stuff happen right off the top. I thought this was how it worked. Hollywood is awesome...
DANA FOX

I just saw a clip of Maria Bamford. She has a comedy show that was filmed and performed from her bed - the whole thing supposedly takes place in her bedroom at her parents house in Duluth, MN. I thought it was great and really strange - to have a comedy special without having to leave your bed.

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