I just talked to my daughter, and he (Baby Gage) pulled one of his chest tubes out. Everything seems to be going good, thank God.

She's able to sit up now but she's still paralyzed. She has to have breathing tubes. It seems to be kind of holding its own now.

They hit six guys, we hit one guy and we're the ones getting suspended. It seems a little bit unfair. But at the same time, we understand they're trying to keep the game under control and keep somebody from getting hurt.

I know she was being pulled over. She wasn't lying when I talked to her. She was stone-sober. She didn't drink. What really happened, we'll never know.

A fight with her mother? It was certainly within the realm of possibility, I guessed. Elizabeth was a teenager and her mother was ... well, her mother. Normally they were the best of friends, but even best friends fight.

I try to ignore the fact that he's sprawled out next to me in all his birthday suit glory right now which totally confuses the hell out of me. What am I supposed to be doing? Should I grab onto it with both hands like a fire hose?