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I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking.


Billy Joel

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Before your time.
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JOEL OSTEEN When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to...
JOEL OSTEEN I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN