I kiss grandmas because they're clean. I haven't picked anything up from a grandma yet.

I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew eventually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.

I'll sweep the floors. I've picked up napkins in the men's room. I'm not above anything.

My wife knows that I thrive on independence, and whatever girls live with me must know that, too. They must realize I have a certain respect for my wife and love for my children, and my work comes pretty much ahead of all that.

What a shock. The guy was so talented. The man is the group, are you serious? Just awesome. Irreplaceable ? that's the word. I tried to steal him a long time ago, in my mind; of course I wouldn't do it. But he could sing.

Feeling great. Feeling good. Well, I hope they remember the songs. We'll do a bunch of 'em, try to get them out of the way, and then we'll work on the tourists after that.