I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I don't think they should have thrown out the baby with the bath water,

I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me he wanted to go out on this chat show we were on to laugh with me. Now he's ruined it. I can't make another joke about him.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

Show business is - you're there by somebody's fluke. And as long as somebody likes you, and the show is going well, you're fine. I'd do anything. There's so much I want to do.