I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.

Reality TV to me is the museum of social decay.

I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.

Reality TV rots people's brains.

I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.

Reality TV is easier to digest if it comes in small amounts.