I know driving and taking pictures is inadvisable as well as possibly illegal, but I can't hold it in sometimes. And I'm very, very careful.

Oregon has EVERYTHING- except a decent speed limit.

Red-skinned potato salad? Seriously, could you degrade my people anymore?

Worst game ever: Find the Tampon String.

I wish I was a man. I have since I was like 10 years old. And not because I'm trans-gendered or sexual or whatever, but because being this titty-carrying life factory that bleeds all the time is no fucking fun.

You know those things that never change that suddenly change? Those changes bother me.