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MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN Anything is easy to do when you know how.
LORRIN L. LEE I know that a mother, no matter how impoverished or uneducated, will do anything to save her babies.
JANE CHEN You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
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DAVID PAK anything else?
ANYTHING I would be happy to be labeled as a writer of offbeat stories. I don't know how to do anything e...
CAROLINE THOMPSON I don't claim to know how to sell anything. I'm a geek.
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AUTUMN REESER The first thing I do after a game is call my mom or brother or someone, and I don't know how they do...
JOSE CONTRERAS It was hard at first. But I never considered not riding again. I don't really know how to do anythin...
JEFF WILLERT I realized, 'Yo, I can't do anything in moderation. I don't know how.'
EMINEM Growing up with three older brothers and being the youngest and the only girl, my mom always made me...
DIANA LOPEZ Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY the difference between me and everyone else is....i know im crazi
NICK HILL A mom has to be ready for anything.
LARA SPENCER If you're confused about what to do,
it's a sign that your enemy is winning.
TOBA BETA My mom always told me I could do or be anything I dared to dream, and I always wanted to work in the...
OCTAVIA SPENCER I like being full of mystery and wonder, people always know im up to something but never know exactl...
NIKKI ROWE It's not good, but I don't know how bad it is. Anything I do with twisting, I'll probably feel it.
CORY LIDLE Whatever I know how to do, I've already done. Therefore I must always do what I do not know how to d...
EDUARDO CHILLIDA If I made a list of the people I admire, Mom would probably fill up half of it. She could do anythin...
PATSY CLINE I don't need anything,I just need my mom.
SANJANA GOYAL SG How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?
J. D. SALINGER They do play other schools in non-district but we didn't force them to do anything they didn't want ...
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JENNIFER LAWRENCE They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out?
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SANDRA BULLOCK Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life.
JOHN DAVID ANDERSON When your mom named you, she did not know how accurate she was.
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BENJABR, HASSAN All I know is that I do not know anything
SOCRATES Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy.
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ANDY WERNER I'm not a figurehead for anything. I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do...
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SARAH DESSEN My mom was a very dynamic woman. I wish I could do a quarter of what my mom was able to achieve.
BRIDGET IDTENSOHN Girls like guys to be a challenge. It gives them some mold to fit in how they act. Like a mom. What ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY We would like to get at least one course open, but I don't know how we could do that. We have no sta...
BOB BECKER You don't need to buy expensive cosmetics; almost anything will do if you know how to apply it.
DOLLY PARTON I don't know limits, that's why I'am infinite and even when im gone I will still remain Sun
DALADIER I don't know how good he is. I've never leaned on him hard enough to find out. I haven't really aske...
DICK BRIGHT Of course I'm a publicity hound. Aren't all crusaders? How can you accomplish anything unless people...
VIVIEN KELLEMS If you know your mom is a great killer, and you think of your mom as a great killer, and you know sh...
ADAM LEVIN I was born this way, and I don't know how I do it. I can do it from a piece of paper. I can do it fr...
SYLVIA BROWNE I think that people don't know how to do anything anymore. My father was a janitor. He could tak...
WALTER MOSLEY Mom, I feel good. This dress makes me feel like someone I didn't know I could be. I've never owned a...
JULIE MURPHY I know they know how to do this. It's wonderful.
JUDY MARTIN My Mom is a ballet director, so I had this idea in me that classical training is the best foundation...
SHULER HENSLEY Im going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here.
ROY ACUFF Laurel nodded slowly, then paused. "I love him, Mom."
"I know you do. But there are a lot of di...
APRILYNNE PIKE If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
SOURCE UNKNOWN I did used to have nightmares about the idea that when I die, there is a spark of consciousness whic...
NOAM CHOMSKY I honestly don't even know how I got into acting. It happened so quickly because my mom and sist...
BAILEE MADISON I don't know how to do anything else other than be an actor. If I wasn't in this, I would be...
IAN SOMERHALDER How do you know you've found your best friend. When you are ready to talk to them about anything, ev...
OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN "yes i own a whaler boat, it slides across the sea some folks say im a part of it i know its part of...
JIMMY BUFFETT How could I ever stop doing what I do? I can't do anything BUT hustle.
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER Anything that begins "I don't know how to tell you this" is never good news
RUTH GORDON I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies...
VANNA WHITE He’s kissing me like the world is rolling right off a cliff, like he’s trying to hang on and he�...
TAHEREH MAFI We proceeded to start a professional theatre but not really knowing how to do it. As my mom said, 'T...
WILLIAM JONES All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done.
TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _...
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ERIC LINDQUIST There are things we never tell anyone. We want to but we can’t. So we write them down. Or we paint...
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CONNOR FRANTA You know, I loved math. My mom was a math teacher.
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FLORENCE HENDERSON What is your identity, and how do you know who you are if you don't have language?
T. C. BOYLE If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
T. S. ELIOT I think they know full well what they have to do. But I don't know if they know how to do it.
BOB BROADFOOT Without a piano I don't know how to stand, don't know what to do with my hands.
NORAH JONES How do you open up? I didn't know how to.
YOLANDI VISSER I do think all art is autobiographical, and I do think I know quite a bit about women. I don't k...
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