Stephen Merchant
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I'm looking for a woman with the body of Kelly Brook and the mind of Stephen Fry. STEPHEN MERCHANT John Cleese was a big hero of mine. He grew up in Weston Super Mare near Bristol where I grew up; he... STEPHEN MERCHANT A lot of my comic influences are distinctly American: Woody Allen and Bob Hope, for example. They we... STEPHEN MERCHANT I have experienced bad dating and ineptitude with women all across the globe, from Vietnam to Paris.... STEPHEN MERCHANT People think all fame is the same, but being on BBC Two from time to time does not make you Warren B... STEPHEN MERCHANT The reason I keep talking about a wife and saying the word 'wife' on stage is because it see... STEPHEN MERCHANT I'm always jealous of Johnny Depp's sense of style, but if I tried to get away with a floppy... STEPHEN MERCHANT I suffered when I was in my late twenties and early thirties. I was awkward, I stuck out, I was nerd... STEPHEN MERCHANT Once I began doing stand-up, I didn't get a kick out of the applause or being the centre of atte... STEPHEN MERCHANT People don't mind insulting the tall. We're supposed to be fine with being awkward and skinn... STEPHEN MERCHANT When I started to mention to people who know about such things, 'I'm doing this game, 'P... STEPHEN MERCHANT I've jokingly said that everything I'm doing now is filling up the hours before I die, but I... STEPHEN MERCHANT Remember that film 'Sliding Doors,' when John Hannah woos Gwyneth Paltrow by reciting Monty ... STEPHEN MERCHANT I've always been a fan of physical comedy. It kind of hits you in a different way; it bypasses t... STEPHEN MERCHANT I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier. STEPHEN MERCHANT Maybe there's a sort of veneer of optimism about U.S. comedy, whereas perhaps in England, we don... STEPHEN MERCHANT When we did 'The Office,' no one knew who we were, so it was easy to champion us; you could ... STEPHEN MERCHANT I just always remember there being an ability to amuse schoolmates. Not in a kind of 'dance-arou... STEPHEN MERCHANT There's this way pop culture has been rammed down our throats that people think that if they wer... STEPHEN MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT Follow the wisdom of the great actor, James Cagney, you hit your mark, you look the other guy in the... LARRY MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT The most disturbing thing, I think, with people that do very morally devious things more and more of... TAMZIN MERCHANT [Her husband, violinist Sanford Allen, rehearses Bach on his Stradivarius next door, for a recital u... ISMAIL MERCHANT We may be able to have antibiotics that you take orally, potentially also antibiotics that you could... MARK MERCHANT The thorough bred against a clamor, or rather the Porsche vs. the pickup truck. LARRY MERCHANT I don't think that boxing historians have been able to find a case in which a great fighter, or a fi... LARRY MERCHANT We (the county executive staff) came up with an extensive list of potentially interested parties and... JENNIFER MERCHANT The mixture of the Trinidadian people and the Indian people has caused a new culture to emerge. ISMAIL MERCHANT Icons are our windows into the Kingdom of Heaven, transporting us beyond our brokenness and helping ... CORNELIA MERCHANT I think looking at restoration from a purely (environmental) standpoint may mean tearing people's ho... JENNIFER MERCHANT We had some folks that thought it was too business oriented so we added two more seats. JENNIFER MERCHANT I recommend the deletion of any numerical standards (goals) until further studies can be made. JENNIFER MERCHANT I'm still unclear on how indicators and standards are not only going to be used, but how they are (b... JENNIFER MERCHANT Urdu can not die out because it has very strong roots in Persia. The language itself is not only jus... ISMAIL MERCHANT Don't shop when you're hungry or in a grumpy mood. You need to feel happy and confident to m... TAMZIN MERCHANT You will have an opportunity to appreciate the magnificence of Orthodox iconography. CORNELIA MERCHANT We have gotten some terrible reviews at times but if we depended on the judgment of the studios or c... ISMAIL MERCHANT Neither guy wanted to yield. It was the third fight of their trilogy, and it was that important. LARRY MERCHANT It's like a commercial. It's flashy with it's 'Life is good. Life is happy. Life is perfect.' But in... JOSIE MERCHANT I'm still a little perplexed at Carrie Moore and Casey Rost. If we see them again, certainly, we're ... SUZY MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT We may be able to have antibiotics that you take orally, potentially also antibiotics that you could... MARK MERCHANT NATALIE MERCHANT I haven't seen Johnson enough in the past to know, but he's a guy who's fought all these years, 16 y... LARRY MERCHANT A few words of Hindi appear here or there, but it's all Urdu. I feel that if the popular culture... ISMAIL MERCHANT There are too many governing bodies. They're all corrupt. I think they have replaced the old Mobster... LARRY MERCHANT This is our first fund-raiser. CORNELIA MERCHANT The parish is hoping to raise funds to have the icon of Christ painted at the apex of the dome above... CORNELIA MERCHANT I believe that at the very root of our humanity is a passion to create value with heart, to work alo... NILOFER MERCHANT It's hard to break through the clutter of fighters out there trying to get attention, LARRY MERCHANT This team is gonna get murdered. LARRY MERCHANT Too much youth, hunger, mission, and talent. LARRY MERCHANT I think it all depends on how good this fight is. I don't know how to rank it. If this turns out to ... LARRY MERCHANT He's so good, you wonder what's wrong with him. LARRY MERCHANT The sorrows and disasters of Europe always brought fortune to America. STEPHEN B. STEPHEN LEACOCK STEPHEN COVEY Demons manifest themselves in people in different ways. For instance, out of nowhere, somebody can b... STEPHEN BALDWIN STEPHEN HAWKING STEPHEN COVEY Sometimes earning awards doesn't matter as much as earning revenue or profit, or having a good r... 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It feeds your soul, your heart, everything. It comes from your t... STEPHEN MARLEY If they wanted their shit stirred, then stirred their shit was jolly well going to be. STEPHEN CLARKE STEPHEN FRY STEPHEN KENDRICK STEPHEN KING STEPHEN KING God has editing rights over our prayers. He will... edit them, correct them, bring them in line with... STEPHEN CROTTS I think of those who were truly great. The names of those who in their lives fought for life, Who wo... STEPHEN SPENDER After the day there cometh the derke night;
For though the day be never so longe,
At last the ... STEPHEN HAWES STEPHEN KING STEPHEN FRY STEPHEN RICHARDS STEPHEN RICHARDS If life hands you lemons, make lemonade! Words to live by, especially when you kept in mind t... STEPHEN KING STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY
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