I know these girls from playing throughout the season. It was cool playing with them.


Bridget Carlin

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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reaso...
GEORGE CARLIN
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
GEORGE CARLIN
Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
GEORGE CARLIN
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
GEORGE CARLIN
People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. 'Fo...
GEORGE CARLIN
Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
Some people dream of things that never were and ...
GEORGE CARLIN
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuc...
GEORGE CARLIN
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches e...
GEORGE CARLIN
It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Rememb...
GEORGE CARLIN
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
GEORGE CARLIN
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is ...
GEORGE CARLIN
How is it possible to have a civil war?
GEORGE CARLIN
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
GEORGE CARLIN
We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the trees, save ...
GEORGE CARLIN
We’re so self-important. Everybody’s going to save something now. “Save the trees, save the be...
GEORGE CARLIN
Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will...
GEORGE CARLIN
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
GEORGE CARLIN
I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for ...
GEORGE CARLIN
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-
GEORGE CARLIN
Rhetoric paints with a broad brush.
GEORGE CARLIN
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
GEORGE CARLIN
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're hav...
GEORGE CARLIN
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too la...
GEORGE CARLIN
Look, when that crowd gets to cheering, when we know they're with us, when we know they like us, we ...
BILL CARLIN
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fa...
GEORGE CARLIN
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year t...
GEORGE CARLIN
Regarding the Boy Scouts, I'm very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook
GEORGE CARLIN
Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one h...
GEORGE CARLIN
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck
GEORGE CARLIN
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
GEORGE CARLIN
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
GEORGE CARLIN
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institution...
GEORGE CARLIN
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
GEORGE CARLIN
... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're ...
GEORGE CARLIN
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you i...
GEORGE CARLIN
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Buil...
GEORGE CARLIN