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It was cool. I saw a lot of people from Montrose, and it was a lot of fun playing in front of them.
DIRK JOHNSON Chris has signed until the end of the season with the view to playing for us throughout next season.
GARY DOMONE It was great playing with him, getting to know him and the rest of the guys throughout traveling bas...
JEFF RYAN I think everybody is confident having Henrik back there. He's proven himself, playing in Sweden, pla...
NICKLAS LIDSTROM Playing good girls in the 30s was difficult, when the fad was to play bad girls. Actually I think pl...
OLIVIA DE HAVILLAND It's the best girls I've ever played with in all my life. I love playing with them. We all know each...
JAREICA HUGHES Playing with Kip I definitely learned a lot playing with these incredible guys and hearing them.
ARTO LINDSAY It was good to get all the girls playing time and see them all gain.
GENE CONSTANTINO I thought our entire lineup was on with our hitting today. It was good to see the girls relaxed and ...
JANA EPEMA I know the girls were excited about playing at home.
EMMA BROOKS It would be really cool if they put a team here. I might be interested in playing here next season.
KYLE WHEELER The girls are all playing so much better. We are getting far enough into the season that the girls a...
COACH LORI BELL It was kind of strange playing with these guys. They are your enemies when you are playing them the ...
ANDREW SHICK From early on, we found out that these fans know the game. They have our backs, and however this sea...
CHAD CORDERO Playing in front of 200 people is a lot different than playing in front of a thousand. It takes you ...
GREG BOTTA I've felt better with the way I was just getting the puck up ice, playing smart defensively and play...
ANDREW ALBERTS Our concentration was on playing defense. We didn't want them passing inside to the big girls.
CLAY COCKETT When the other girls had given up their Barbies, I was still playing with mine in secret.
CHERI OTERI The experience the girls have had playing through all these tournaments through fifth, sixth and sev...
DAVE MEADE It never crossed my mind not playing, ... Once they told me I could play, it was cool.
ANDREW POWELL I enjoyed playing with them. Out here, it was a little more like a circus. It's like playing with El...
DAVIS LOVE III I was pleased with our scoring production and big wins like these always boost the girls' confidence...
BETH YOUNG I don't understand it. Early in the season, we were playing quality 6A schools and we were competing...
JAMES VANEK We have been playing pretty consistently throughout the season and just had not been able to put tog...
GREG BYERS I'm playing with Bonnie Raitt. I don't have to sing it. I just have to play it. That's cool.
BILLY PRESTON Our girls played well. We struggled some during the regular season, but we were playing our best at ...
CHARLIE LANE That was pretty cool, wasn't it? ... It was a good day. I was trying to get a decent round in after ...
JASON GORE It's been a great season. We'd have beaten these guys tonight on an even playing field. I guarantee ...
GARY DURBON It was awkward at first - I felt like the loner. But after I started playing with them, it got bette...
COURTNEY YOUNG It's just cool to have all these family connections and all the memories. From when I hear my uncle ...
JOEL QUICK I do keep getting these bad girl roles. The funny thing is that, honestly, I don't think I'm...
KATIE MCGRATH The next day, he was out running and playing throughout the clinic.
CONNIE MAUTE We are so young, I am just trying to get these girls used to playing big games.
CASSANDRA RAHMING Playing for 14 years definitely took its toll mentally. I decided when I was playing my last season ...
ALAN HANSEN One thing we talked about is that we wanted to come back and practice. We enjoy playing with these g...
KYLIE YORK I think it's really nice. With the numbers now was can really encourage the girls to play and keep o...
ELIZABETH TIFFANY I just have to suck it up and play. This is my first year at Rose Hill after sitting out all of last...
KALA FAULKNER Most of them are starting at an even playing field. They've never played the game. These girls only ...
CHUCK ADAMS Evan is playing very well this season. He's a stud.
CHARLIE STEWART It felt good. I was happy just to be out there after my long journey. It was a new experience for me...
SEIMONE AUGUSTUS It was a good way to start the season. We have a totally different team this year. It was good to se...
DAVE WEISFELDT I get super bored playing bland, normal girls.
DREA DE MATTEO It's tough. I'm pretty surprised. I felt as though I did everything I could do. . . . I felt great w...
DREW HADDAD When I was growing up, you didn't know there was a women's national team. Now girls grow up ...
CHRISTINE SINCLAIR It's a fantastic day. It tops our season, with the way we're playing this season we have to keep goi...
MARLON HAREWOOD I didn't know he was playing. It was really neat to meet him.
STEVE LARGENT In London there was an article about all these girls bending it like Beckham, and in India there'...
PARMINDER NAGRA I'm looking forward to playing modified basketball next year with girls.
ALLIE WHITEHOUSE I just don't think our girls, offensively, are playing with a whole lot of confidence, so it puts a ...
JAY SPARKS Then I started checking out blues albums from the library and playing the harp along with them.
JOHN GOODMAN From an early age, I was infatuated with music. I always loved it and was always dancing or playing ...
TYLER FARR You know, I want to be the uncommon one. I think it's pretty cool that I'm only 5'11&quo...
RUSSELL WILSON What can I say. The girls are playing extremely well and Jordan is getting tremendous support from h...
JAMES WILLIAMS There's a difference between playing it cool and being a jerk.
AULIQ ICE There's a difference between playing it cool and being a jerk.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE The colored folks been singing it and playing it just like I'm doin' now, man, for more year...
ELVIS PRESLEY I'm playing with Bonnie Raitt. I don't have to sing it. I just have to play it. That's c...
BILLY PRESTON I think we're playing better than we have all season and playing better as a team.
JAREKUS SINGLETON Tonight was not a good night. We need to work on our passing. The girls are not playing with confide...
ANDREA FORD I told them at halftime that the reason the game was close was that we weren't playing defense. We w...
EARNEST WILLHITE I didn't really grow up playing video games. I had an original Nintendo after the original Ninte...
DANIEL BRYAN We're playing well, and we're playing well at the right time of the season.
BERNIE LILAVOIS The girls were playing pretty well, yeah.
BILL MACKAY I was really proud of our intensity on the defensive end. We talked about three things: playing with...
LESLI PRIEBE My solo playing utilizes the deployment of suggestive psychic rhythms. I'll state these througho...
WADADA LEO SMITH I learned a lot from playing those late-night, 1-to-4 A.M. gigs with my band, and playing when no on...
RACHEL PLATTEN At halftime I told them I felt they weren't playing with intensity. They were not mentally ready to ...
MARLEN RONTEN You know, I've been playing with my hair color ever since I was nine.
CYNDI LAUPER I'd like to see anybody get out there. I know it's hard for the high school girls. I definitely wish...
GENNIFER MARRS I am very pleased with the girls for coming together and playing well when Jasmine was out. Now she'...
MEL WILKINS I have enjoyed coaching these girls the last three years. It has been fun watching them grow as bask...
PAUL ALEPRA There's two teams left playing and we're one of them. That's been our goal all season and it feels f...
LUKE REILLY It seems like we are playing a lot of teams that are senior laden this season. It is making it diffi...
GLENN HATCH I knew Tyson gets out very fast, and Wallace comes on strong at the end. I had to make sure I was pa...
JUSTIN GATLIN When I started playing music, I was more of a character. Now I'm just me with a cool outfit on. ...
BEN HOPKINS When the season ends, I like to take a little time off from the diet I follow when I'm playing.
D'BRICKASHAW FERGUSON The team is playing really well. We had a really strong finish and hopefully we can carry that on th...
GRANT STEVENSON It feels great. Just playing with all these guys is unreal. And getting this outcome in the game was...
LEWIS RATCLIFF What we really want to see is Michael Vick and Peyton Manning playing in the regular season.
JIM MORA What I think was the toughest for him was the fact that he wasn't playing every night. That's tough ...
BRAD ZANCANARO It really shocked me at first. I got to know them well and was looking forward to playing for them, ...
JASON FOX I have three girls who have been playing together for four years. The rest have played for one or tw...
AUDREY WALLACE It's really cool. After we're finished playing, people like Jeff Healey and Alex Walker will be play...
KYLE YOUNG These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess.
KOBE BRYANT I feel bad for Sean. I know he feels bad about it and would like to be out here playing. But this is...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD Throughout my career, I was never able to relax; I always had to go on the field with another respon...
WARREN MOON I was playing catch with the European audience.
CHARLES OLSON It's good. Eagle's playing well, though. I was surprised with how they come on their block. They did...
BRIAN DOYON I like both sports. It depends on the season. We had a good football season, and the baseball team i...
MAX SUTER They're healthy, they're focused and they're back playing the way they were playing earlier in the s...
GARY CLOSE I wanted to make sure the juniors knew how important it was to send these special group of senior gi...
CIP SANCHEZ Goaltending was solid throughout the game and after the first period we started playing hockey like ...
MIKE COWAN I don't know if it was a sense of urgency. I don't know what it was. But we finally start playing li...
BRENNAN TORGERSON We're missing five starters. We need them back, but we're winning games now with guys I didn't expec...
SCOTT DOWNING Playing with Sergio was theatre and I suppose I thrived on it.
GARRY HOUSTON The girls don't give up and they kept playing.
DAN BOLLINGER It was pretty cool. He talked about growing up in this state and playing at Central Arkansas. He mos...
LUKE ALLEN Usually we didn't know when our season was going to end with the playoffs, but now we know where we ...
KABEER GBAJA-BIAMILA It feels a little strange that I was playing better with my leg hurt than when I was healthy. I don'...
COLE ALDRICH I played with them a fair bit two years ago; I enjoy playing with them,
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GEORGE CARLIN Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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GEORGE CARLIN May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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I see a glass that's twice as bi...
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GEORGE CARLIN There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
GEORGE CARLIN The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
GEORGE CARLIN Always do whatever's next.
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GEORGE CARLIN One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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GEORGE CARLIN Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
GEORGE CARLIN I'm completely in favor of the
separation of Church and State.
... These two institution...
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GEORGE CARLIN That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
GEORGE CARLIN If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
GEORGE CARLIN Meow” means “woof” in cat.
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GEORGE CARLIN The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
GEORGE CARLIN Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Some people dream of things that never were and ...
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GEORGE CARLIN How is it possible to have a civil war?
GEORGE CARLIN The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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GEORGE CARLIN May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-
GEORGE CARLIN Rhetoric paints with a broad brush.
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GEORGE CARLIN We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're hav...
GEORGE CARLIN Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too la...
GEORGE CARLIN Look, when that crowd gets to cheering, when we know they're with us, when we know they like us, we ...
BILL CARLIN Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fa...
GEORGE CARLIN Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year t...
GEORGE CARLIN Regarding the Boy Scouts, I'm very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook
GEORGE CARLIN Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one h...
GEORGE CARLIN Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck
GEORGE CARLIN The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
GEORGE CARLIN Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
GEORGE CARLIN I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institution...
GEORGE CARLIN I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
GEORGE CARLIN ... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're ...
GEORGE CARLIN Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you i...
GEORGE CARLIN I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Buil...
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