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I learned that people are much more game to mock their own personas than you would think.


Lena Dunham

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KATHERINE DUNHAM I wasn't concerned about the hardships, because I always felt I was doing what I had to do, what I w...
KATHERINE DUNHAM The evil is not that you cannot change human nature. The evil is that human nature cannot change you...
BARROWS DUNHAM A summary witness is ordinarily a dispassionate presenter,
FRANK DUNHAM I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person.
KATHERINE DUNHAM I'm a pretty good ventriloquist, but it's the entertainment value and the laughs that keep p...
JEFF DUNHAM The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life an...
JEFF DUNHAM I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it's very difficult to...
JEFF DUNHAM When I was in third grade I taught myself ventriloquism... What's hard is to learn to be an ente...
JEFF DUNHAM But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue,...
JEFF DUNHAM As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.
JEFF DUNHAM The only way a ventriloquist speaks differently is that he forgoes using his or her lips, and learns...
JEFF DUNHAM We don't get it, but we get sanctions. It doesn't really matter where that witness is if there is a ...
FRANK DUNHAM She played a great defensive game. We all played great defense, it was our best defensive game of th...
DAVE DUNHAM It was sloppy and we were rusty. Four of our girls just came off the basketball team and we're not q...
DAVE DUNHAM I think this is good law. At some point in time, we have to say to defendants that if the statute of...
DARRELL DUNHAM I think since the date of his arrest, my client has been held illegally. I think his constitutional ...
DARRELL DUNHAM I used to want the words 'She tried' on my tombstone. Now I want 'She did it.'
KATHERINE DUNHAM There is a food fight going on there in the Executive Branch, I am sure.
FRANK DUNHAM Obviously I'd like the man released. I think they [the government] probably concluded some time ago ...
FRANK DUNHAM