I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that's stupid because I don't go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower.

I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.

You can think of it as a shower coming down, like a mist from a hose.

I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off.

I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'

I don't have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.