I lied. I need your help."
"Who are we killing?"
"Do you have a pen?

Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.

He groaned and I saw his face. "Curran!" I would've preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait...

I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you participate in this lunacy, y'all will get yourselves killed. Then don't come crying to me.'
Now that would be a neat trick.

Aha! So I’m not crazy.”
“You are most definitely crazy,” Derek said. “But in a deranged, endearing way.

Put your badass faces on and follow me.