I like air heads; I'm talking about the candy.

Cat got your tongue, or dog got your tail?

Junior huffed. "The point is, this rope is even better! I call it Andskoti. It is woven with the most powerful paradoxes in the Nine Worlds-.Wi-Fi with no lag, a politician's sincerity, a printer that prints, health deep-fried food, and an interesting grammar lecture!

We made it back to the airport without getting mugged, stoned, shot at, pounced on, bombed, shelled, garroted, gassed, pitched into, caught in a cross fire, sniped at, blockaded, napalmed, or trip-wired. No one even hit us with a water balloon.

Well Connor thought ruefully At least now I know who to thank for my anger issues.

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.