I like criticism, but it must be my way.

If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it

One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself

I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

We are all beggars, each in his own way.