I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
All the food's in the oven.
And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

I'm going to try to prepare, what for the McArthur family is a traditional Thanksgiving dinner. Did you know that mashed potatoes with onions could be dehydrated?

I think she's less in shock than she was when first came in around Thanksgiving other than that, pretty much unchanged.

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.