I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

The seven words George Carlin said you couldn’t say on TV or radio (“fuck,” “piss,” “shit,” “cunt,” “motherfucker,” “cocksucker,” and “tits”).

I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.