I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!

it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong

Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard